Kanye West, Jared Leto, & Brandon Flowers Walk Into A Bar…

Is this not the triumvirate of wiseass blog commenters’ dreams? The genre-bending trio is not as unlikely as it seems. Leto and Gayfish go way back, with 30 Seconds To Mars covering “Stronger” a few years ago only to incur Yeezy’s wrath by beating out the rapper at the following year’s VMAs. (Kanye later apologized to “Jeret.”) As for the Killers frontman, his shirt is bedazzled with SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS, so where else are you gonna show that off? According to Kanye’s blog, the bros were working on a DOPE ASS SONG, not designing hideous sneakers, so you have that to look forward to avoiding.