What Stressed Out Meg White?

As mentioned, there were toilet and Arcade fires at this weekend’s Austin City Limits, but nary a White Stripe (unless you count all the coke backstage — just kidding, Indigo Girls!). We’re saddened by Meg’s acute anxiety (which caused she and Jack to nix their fall tour) and wouldn’t want to poke fun, but the folks over at New York Magazine posted “Ten Things That Probably Stressed Out Meg White,” and some are pretty funny, especially no. 4: “Exhausted from constantly having to talk Jack out of regrowing his mustache.” There are a couple duds in there though, so maybe you can fill it out some.