In honor of Independence Day, Stereogum presents a short play based on a true story... June 27th, 2004. Santa Monica. Kevin: "Yo girl, wanna see a movie tonight yo?" Britney: "That sounds like fun! Like something a normal couple would do!" Kevin: "Get me some Twizzizzlers? I only gots two dollars." Britney: "There's Cheetos and Red Bull in my purse ...