“Britney Gets Buried, Digs Holes, Plays Football”

She loves little ones.

UPDATE: Uncle Grambo is back with fun links to Britney’s nipple slip and nymphomaniacal honeymoon story.

That News Of The World interview is so bullshit it’s hilarious. Do these sound like things Jason Alexander would say?

  • “Britney looked sensational in jeans and a black halter-neck top … I’ve never seen a woman look more stunning.”
  • “Britney wanted to be traditional and so she asked the limo driver [to walk her down the aisle]. I think he was a bit gobsmacked!”
  • “Britney wanted us to run away on honeymoon straight away but we were so shattered we went to bed.”

    Did you guys know Jason Alexander is British?!