Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Gotta love Tracy Morgan, right? Well, even if you haven’t in his SNL past — which we find hard to believe — dude nails it with this seemingly unending, “sweaty,” riffing Halloween and Judaism tune, which started out as an aside on 30 Rock regarding a video he’d done for a song, “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.” Key line: “I nearly dropped the Torah when my hands turned into paws.” (As scary as a $10 million bat mitzvah with the Aerosmith and Eagles in attendance?) Okay, there are others: “Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves!? The lo-fi visual montage (wolf, Bar Mitzvah, Michael J. Fox, etc.) really adds to the hair-raising experience.

There are circumcision jokes, of course, but as Morgan’s producer notes at the end, “This ain’t no ‘Dick In A Box.'” Speaking of dicks and boxes, though, are any of you dressing up like J.T. or Andy tonight? It’s pretty easy: “Step One. Cut a hole in the box…”