It isn’t Gene with Shannon Tweed … looks more like an extra from The Sound Of Music. And we’re not just saying that because the woman’s Austrian. Her name’s Elsa and she’s a spokesperson for Frank’s Energy Drink Girls, which Gene also, uh, plugs. (Energy drinks, yes … can’t wait for the Late Night punchlines.) As far as we can tell from the clips, you don’t get to see Simmons’s extra long tongue put to much inventive use or action. He doesn’t even take his shirt off. Hopefully he was at least wearing a KISS-brand condom. NSFW photos and a link to the trailer after the jump.
Eww, right? But — can’t be worse than “Firestarter.” You can see more photos of Elsa with clothes on at Frank’s site — she’s quoted as saying “Maple syrup – I love to pour it over everything!” in her profile. Sweet. If you want more of Gene’s ween, in action with a Foreigner soundtrack? Click here. Again, NSFLife.