Maternal Britney: “Y’all Hush Now Or No More Cheetos.”

Remember Barefoot Britney’s Bathroom Debacle last month? I’m not convinced she’s the best role model for Kevin’s little girl. Check out this upsetting missive Stereogum spies got a hold of…

—–Original Message—–
From: Kori Federline [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, September 06, 2004 5:19 PM
To: Jackson, Shar
Subject: RE: help

dear mommy,
today daddy and britney and me went shoping. britney said she is my new mommy and that she is the prettiest mommy. britney also says NO SHOES!! even when i go to pee. tonite we r going to 711 for supper.tomorrow we r going tanning. daddy is yelling at me to finish my kabala homework.i miss you.
luv kori

ps. can i get a tatoo?

 

No wonder she’s feeling guilty.

Britney Spears – “Guilty”