DJ Clinton Sparks got Mrs. Federline to rap on his new mixtape! I shit you not. Stream It Here (Real Audio).
I took a stab at transcribing the “lyrics”
You like this? Like how that feels? Me and you? That’s what I thought…
I’m Britney Spears and I’m shaking my ass.
I sign a thousand autographs. PLEASE.
Just get to the point when you talk to me.
And if a favor gets involved just rub my feet.
Yeah this business is fucked and I want something fun.
I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb And Dumber.
PSYCH! I take that back. I’m just trickin’ you see?
‘Cause when I show my belly everybody copies me, uh yeah.
It’s kinda cool, nothing to cower to (?)
But I’m just Britney Spears and I got all this power.
But the bottom line is I don’t even use it.
But when you become a bitch that’s when you lose it.
So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?
I’ve always got my friends to hold me all the way.
Happiness is the key and love when you fall.
Like Lauryn Hill said, if you can’t get that you got nothin’ at all. UH.
You may remember the “demo” version of this rap Britney premiered on Punk’d. You can listen to that here.