Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week the Black Keys insulted Nickelback, Azealia Banks dissed Kreayshawn, and Zooey filed for divorce from Ben. Everyone’s ornery from their New Year’s cleanses, probably. And yet Van Halen set aside their differences long enough to record an album? It’s gonna be a weird year (“Just you wait” -Mayans). Of course, where would our humble community stand without folks arguing with each other about Zooey’s utility bill? We love when you guys argue and are clever about it. The proof is in these comment rankings!

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 

Clay Graham | Jan 3rd Score:17

I think he should have changed the line to “i love poopy poo.”

Posted in: Cee Lo Enrages Lennon Fans By Changing The Lyrics To “Imagine”
#9 

Griff Fuller Jr. | Jan 3rd Score:19

Huge Lennon fan here and i think anyone getting upset over this really need to get over themselves. This is exactly the kind of trivial things that Americans become obsessed with, that distract them from much more important things that they should be paying attention to. And while focusing on the insignificant, they’re missing the bigger picture altogether.

Why are people so obsessed with complaining?

People should be concerned about Obama passing the National Defense Authorization Act which will turn any peaceful activists or outspoken American into a terrorist. Or the Stop Online Piracy Act- WHICH AFFECTS ALL OF YOU- which will greatly limit freedom of speech and expression on the internet.

We are moving towards an Orwellian society under the Obama administration, and all people can complain about- is Cee-Lo changing one line in “Imagine”

This is why the masses stay loosing.

Posted in: Cee Lo Enrages Lennon Fans By Changing The Lyrics To “Imagine”
#8  Brandoch Daha | Jan 5th Score:20

I’d bang her twice weekly.

Posted in: TMZ Details Zooey’s Divorce, Net Worth
#7 

Sanjay Devarakonda | Jan 5th Score:20

I’m pretty sure her lawyer already knows he’s an asshole.

Posted in: TMZ Details Zooey’s Divorce, Net Worth
#6 

Amanda Anne Joy | Jan 5th Score:20

Thanks for the info, TMZ, but what I’m really waiting for is the sex tape!

Posted in: TMZ Details Zooey’s Divorce, Net Worth
#5 

Michael Robenalt | Jan 4th Score:21

I love the black keys but what is Patrick Carney talking about?
Everyone knows 311 is the biggest rock band in the world (ever)

Posted in: Black Keys Pick A Fight With Nickelback
#4 

Michael Robenalt | Dec 31st, 2011 Score:21
Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: The 50 Best Comments Of 2011
#3  lumbermouth | Jan 5th Score:26

In other news, Zooey Deschanel would still totally be into me if she knew I existed.

Posted in: TMZ Details Zooey’s Divorce, Net Worth
#2  djfreshie | Jan 5th Score:29

I fixed your list. You’re welcome. Sorry about the image size, but it’s the only way you’ll learn.

Posted in: Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 1/1/12
#1  Zayin_451 | Jan 5th Score:55

You misspelled “weakly”.

Posted in: TMZ Details Zooey’s Divorce, Net Worth

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 

Griff Fuller Jr. | Jan 3rd Score:-10

And finally Stereogum takes my advice. Congratulations. You have covered a music artist who is actually relevant. Thank you.

Posted in: D’Angelo Covers “Black Hole Sun”
#4 

Taylor Adams | Jan 4th Score:-13

I kind of feel that what you’re talking about in terms of ‘rock’ is dead, and i’m absolutely okay with that.

Posted in: Black Keys Pick A Fight With Nickelback
#3  religionhater | Jan 3rd Score:-14

Evidently he’s a good ol’ black southern homophobe, too. Well done, Cee Lo, Well done. You have just lived up to your stereotype. Oh, and nice fur coat, you piece of shit. I guess you’re right – imagine no possessions indeed.

Posted in: Cee Lo Enrages Lennon Fans By Changing The Lyrics To “Imagine”
#2  religionhater | Jan 3rd Score:-16

FUCK CEE LO – a non-talented piece of shit. He’s pushing religion down everybody’s throat. He is part of an agenda. it’s no wonder Noam Chomsky called America the most fundamentalist country of all. I hope all these people who don’t seem to care try living in the deep south where I live and see if they have the same views.

Posted in: Cee Lo Enrages Lennon Fans By Changing The Lyrics To “Imagine”
#1 

Felipe Llorens | Jan 4th Score:-17

Nickelback and Black Keys suck!

Posted in: Black Keys Pick A Fight With Nickelback

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT)

  richie almost-dies | Jan 3rd Score:10

I’m confused, I don’t know if I should feel ennui and contempt fort the world or if I should want to have sex with the black hole sun.

Posted in: D’Angelo Covers “Black Hole Sun”

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT)

  adddo | Jan 4th Score:5

Yes, let’s all kill ourselves because John doesn’t like the song.

Posted in: Grimes – “Genesis”

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