Tebowie (Tim Tebow + David Bowie) Returns

Tebowie returned to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night, with a version of “Ziggy Stardust” detailing Tim Tebow’s plight as the Broncos moved to acquire Peyton Manning. Oh, and how portentous this performance turned out to be; today, Tebow was traded to the Jets (UPDATE: Not so fast!), signaling an imminent Mark Sanchez collapse and a wardrobe change for Tebowie. Watch below.

As a fan of chaos, I am delighted about the Jets-Tebow arrangement. I’m Tebowing right now! Your move, John Parr.