Comments from annoyingmouse

That photo is what it looks like when you're so high that you get an alternate angle on the Nevermind cover
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March 17, 2014 on Courtney Love Solves Missing Malaysian Plane Mystery
I need to know the exact words the father figure is telling the stock photo son in the main pic right now AND THEY HAD BETTER BE COMFORTING. I'm thinking something along the lines of "but after things die they, of course, remain popular in syndication"
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
HEY! They've changed the picture and yet the caption.... still perfect!
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December 5, 2013 on Noel Gallagher Slams Reflektor, Praises Yeezus In 2013 Recap
“I could go to the Rolling Stone office and fucking shit on top of a boiled egg, right" a perfect caption for that picture
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December 5, 2013 on Noel Gallagher Slams Reflektor, Praises Yeezus In 2013 Recap
Every time you stand in front of a mirror and say Candyman five times EVERYONE GETS CANDY!!!
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October 28, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Non-Scary Scary Movie Plot Synopses!
So they're either naive, ignorant, brainwashed by Sony or all three. Never has the name Cults seemed so appropriate. (I should add that as it happens I've been quite enjoying their new album)
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October 17, 2013 on Cults Diss Indie Labels, Yearn For The Days Of Payola
"neither the general public nor the people who like Darren Aronofsky movies will be happy with" If I know the remaining audience for this, Darren, they will absolutely love it if you stick in something about universal health care, Noah's partner (I'm not googling their name) having a penis and guns being something they deliberately choose to leave behind when they leave on the boat. BLOCK AND BUSTER!
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October 16, 2013 on A Few Potentially Helpful Ideas For Darren Aronofsky’s Noah
So have you listened to The Dreaming yet?
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October 12, 2013 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
“Nobody could park his car right then and there and could have a machine gun that could go off perfectly and kill all of the bad guys! It would be a joke,” he insisted. “It’s only in the movies that you find this kind of fantasy violence." Says the man who made an entire film on the subject of a completely fantasy bullet.
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October 9, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
You know if you haven't heard The Dreaming you can just say. Nobody will think less of you. Well nobody will think less of you than they do right now.
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October 7, 2013 on Kate Bush Albums From Worst To Best
If you're suffering from bad raking then you... BETTER CALL FALL!!! (obviously a prequel you naysayers!)
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September 23, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Autumn Television Shows
Anybody else think that The League was just awkwardly Kroll-less this week? It was just a very noticeable gap.
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September 20, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
So you've got to release your album in the way they say albums are released? Good to see they care about the music (For those who don't know, Kevin is right about the name coming from a phone company it is now sponsored by Barclaycard so classy stuff all about the music) The part that actually always annoys me most and rarely seems to get mentioned is the fact that it costs money to enter. The press surrounding it constantly refers to it in a way that insinuates that this is the awards committee's/judge's/whatever's definitive list of what they think are the best 12 albums of the year when in actual fact it's just their list of 12 albums from people who released albums in the way they dictated and then paid for the pleasure of consideration. Hell, come to think of it, the press attention around it makes most people think the artists and/or their labels/management/whatever don't even have to put themselves up for it in the first place.
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September 13, 2013 on Kevin Shields Says My Bloody Valentine Were Banned From Mercury Prize Consideration
Ehm has she totally forgotten that she is an actress. LYING IS HER JOB?!?! That's the sole purpose of her job not touting hippienewagesilliness like she thinks it is. The main part of the job is pretending that you are not who you are. explains it better.
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August 1, 2013 on The Long Goopbye
So if I know my political analysis, a mashup-coalition of the other five songs would be better than Get Lucky? I NEED to hear that
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July 2, 2013 on Here’s Your Song Of The Summer 2013
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June 28, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
This was my reaction. So much so that two-thirds of the way through it I looked and discovered that, as far as I can tell, it is the second longest Pixies track.
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June 28, 2013 on Pixies – “Bagboy”
Quick google search reveals that average mango contains 0.5 mg of iron ( so all mangos are iron mangos. Sadly no steel which explains why I broke my teeth eating this MANgo of steel.
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June 21, 2013 on Check Out My Iron MANgo, Man
So Myspace is yesterday's party that is going to take days to clean up and even then you are never going to get rid of the booze stains and that silly string that is stuck just out of reach on the ceiling corner? Luckily the party house was abandoned years ago when your parents left it in a similar state and that's why you don't get many visitors except very animated cats who scratch and spray everywhere and a strange man who you think might be what people once called a Tom.
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June 13, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Ad For MySpace
He actually shouted "I HATE THIS PROGRAMME" down to his writers during the very first episode and they had some meetings and lunches and brunches and more meetings and chatted with some accountants and then had lunch again and then met with some marketing consultants and pr consultants and image consultants and tried to find out if Don Draper is real and then asked some people on the street their opinion on the show and then asked some people on the street their opinion on Trump and then had another meeting and then repeated this until today when they finally published their concise and obviously well thought out comment on the show. It's well known that by the time kids get off his lawn they are claiming pensions...
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June 13, 2013 on Donald Trump Does Not Like Modern Family
I remember a teacher once showing us Gregory's Girl in class. If you've not seen it, the very first scene of that is a couple of school kids basically teaching their friends how to be peeping toms with nudity thrown in to prove it works.
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June 11, 2013 on Sixth Grade Teacher Shows Class Saw, Is The Worst
Meh, I saw this already. They wanted to go into the volcano to save Spock.
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June 4, 2013 on UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE: I Feel Like You Guys Haven’t Been Taking Our Alien Warnings Too Seriously?
Already been remade. Did none of you actually watch Real Steel? Were you all to distracted by Jackman's pee?
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May 30, 2013 on They Should Remake Over The Top
"Neil deGrasse Tyson, the director of the Hayden Planetarium" I was wondering what happened to her after Heroes.
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May 15, 2013 on The Thing About Neil Degrasse Tyson (Who Will Host Seth MacFarlane’s Cosmos Reboot)
It's good to know that I'm not the only one out there sitting at a desk with mr. pricklepants...
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May 2, 2013 on J.J. Abrams Must Be Bored On The Set Of Downton Abbey
I don't know why this replied to barth's comment rather than the thread. What's up with that? Was it my intolerance towards my hypothetical homophobic kid? Perhaps the kid would be big on mustard and holes...
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April 25, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Anti-Gay Marriage Video
In a strange way I kinda see where they're coming from because, personally, if I had a kid that grew up to be as moronically intolerant as these homophobic idiots then I would fucking despise that kid...
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April 25, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Anti-Gay Marriage Video
So now that I see that up here I realise that stuff like this just makes me rage into a boring old windbag
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April 24, 2013 on And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter
So let me get this straight. Some rich man who made me switch channels ten years ago is begging online? $10 to access a blog... Another $10 for a STREAM (not a download) and list of songs they are listening to with your money... Yet another $10 for a ticket to actually see the film you paid for (so $30 for a blog, stream and ticket)... Another $10 for a t-shirt... $20 on top of all that for a photocopy of whatever doodles or photos they've got lying around the office (or "art print" as they describe it - "framable" not framed) ... Another $40 and you can travel and talk to him (pay your own way because if you can throw $100 at this nonsense you can probably afford to travel to see him)... $25 on top of that and someone will scribble on your photocopy... $25 more (that's $150 if you can't keep count) and you get a graffitied dvd of some crappy old film... $250 dollars gets you the blog access, stream, ticket, t-shirt, photocopy and.... i'm struggling to type this it's so hilarious... a 15 second mp3.... Double that and the 15 second mp3 becomes a video... The list goes on and on... Why is it that nobody investing sees this as a giant con? Seriously, he'll make money without investing anything.
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April 24, 2013 on And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter
"Being witness to it not only makes me come alive, it enables me to maintain hope." So if a tweet falls in a forest and no one is around to witness it, does that mean Ian Somerhalder isn't alive or maintaining hope?
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April 23, 2013 on What Is Ian Somerhalder Talking About?