Comments from cale

You do know that First Of The Month is about crack heads getting their welfare checks, and spending it all on crack? Its a great song, but..... Its certainly not about spending your welfare check on BBQ and beer. Its about spending it all on crack so they get can go have a BBQ.
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July 24, 2015 on E. 1999 Eternal Turns 20
I couldn't agree with you more. This site has become more and more awful since Breihans arrival. He is the fucking worst. But Caitlin, and Deville are pretty fucking terrible as well. Really the only good writer that has worked here lately was Miles and they fired him for being awesome.
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July 14, 2015 on Sinead O’Connor Says Music Has Officially Died Because Of Kim Kardashian
I think she's lying/exagerrating. She strikes me as more troubled than brave.
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July 11, 2015 on Joan Jett, Cherie Currie Issue Statements About Bandmate’s Rape Allegations
I couldn't agree more. My only problem with indie rock/music is that all the fans of it are all such fucking pussies. When I first moved to Williamsburg I was shocked at how uptight everyone was. If I didn't listen to the artist that I thought were assholes, I wouldn't have anything to listen to. I think bitching about brunch is way deauschier than this. Just listen to his records (which are great) and stop being such kill joys!
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June 4, 2015 on Targeted Journalist Responds To Mark Kozelek
You think she's a better songwriter than Noah Lennox, Dave Longstreth, Avery Tare, or Nat Baldwin?
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June 4, 2015 on Deradoorian – “A Beautiful Woman”
This is just as terrible as Mind Raft. If it wasn't for Dirty Projectors we wouldn't even be hearing this. She seemingly is terrible at writing songs. Which is fine, but I'm not sure why she wouldn't just have Avey Tare, Noah Lennox, Longstreth and Nat Baldwin write her a bunch of songs and then pick the best ones. That album would probably be amazing. She's cute and a very good singer, she just needs some material.
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June 4, 2015 on Deradoorian – “A Beautiful Woman”
Love this record. Probably won't break my top 10 though. Hate to pimp a butterfly so that won't even crack my top 50. So far for albums I would say 1) panda bear- pb vs gb 2) Sufjan stevens- Carrie and Lowell 3) drake- if your reading this it's too late 4) sheer mag-II EP 5) quarterbacks-quarterbacks Songs- 1) fetty wap-trap queen 2) Sufjan stevens- should've known better 3) Hudson Mohawke-Ryderz 4) chief keef- fenito 5) u-ziq- XT
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June 1, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Donnie Trumpet & The Social Experiment Surf
Wasn't sylvester fired for plagiarism? Or something like that?
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May 19, 2015 on Album Of The Week: Shamir Ratchet
I would say that it would probably be A LOT more difficult to teach someone how to do the exact sample of say Girls, Girls, Girls part 2 on a Roland sp 404, or on Apleton Live than it would be to teach someone how to play Sweet Home Alabama or No Surprises on the guitar. There is actually a lot of tricky stuff going on with sampling usually. Its not nearly as easy as you might think. And then you also have to take into account the time it took them to find the records to sample. Some of those records are incredibly obscure. They also almost always credit the artist. I can't remember the last time I heard a producer try to use a sample without clearance. Also if you listen to Chaka Kahns Aint Nobody, and Kanye's Through The Wire, they are significantly different songs. No one would ever mistake one for the other. But if you put on The Gap Bands- Oops Upside Your Head, and Ronsons Uptown Funk it would be hard to argue that theyre not incredibly similar.
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May 7, 2015 on Brandon Flowers Agrees 150% With “Blurred Lines” Ruling
She impressed "everyone"? Pitchfork didn't even cover this hack!
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May 7, 2015 on Ryn Weaver – “The Fool” Video
Pitchforks BNT's 2015 ranked from best to worst 1. Sufjan Stevens- Should've Known Better 2. U-Ziq-QT 3. Hudson Mohawke- Ryderz 4. Drake- Energy 5. Sheer Mag- Button Up 6. Jamie XX- Loud Places 7. Tobias Jesso Jr.: "How Could You Babe 8. Waxahatchee: "Air 9. Soko- Lovetrap 10. Grimes- REAlti 11. Courtney Barnett- Depreston 12. Chromatics- I Can Never Be Myself Around You 13. ILOVEMAKONNEN- Whip It 14. Tame Impala- Let It Happen 15. Jenny Hval- That Battle Is Over 16. Tame Impala- Cause I'm A Man 17. Jamie XX- Gosh 18. Lower Dens: "To Die in L.A." 19. Jazmine Sullivan: "Dumb" [ft. Meek Mill] 20. Sufjan Stevens- No Shade In The Shadow Of The Cross 21. Arca: "Sheep 22. Lower Dens-Ondine 23. Natalie Prass: "My Baby Don’t Understand Me 24. Speedy Ortiz- Raising Skate 25. Max D- Flex Cathedral 26. Earl Sweatshirt- Grief 27. Death Grips- On GP 28. Kendrick Lamar- King Kunta 29. Westkust- Swirl 30. Galcher Lustwerk-Parlay 31. Prurient- Dragonflies To Sew Up 32. Sanhet- Revisionist 33. Aphex Twin: "Diskhat ALL Prepared1mixed [snr2mix] 34. Twerps: "I Don't Mind 35. Carly Rae Jepsen- All That 36. Hot Chip- Hurache Lights 37. Courtney Barnett- Pedestrian At Best 38. Kendrick Lamar- The Blacker The Berry 39. U.S Girls- Damn That Valley 40. Charli XCX: "Doing It" [ft. Rita Ora] 41. Mathaverskan- Witness 42. Unknown Mortal Orchestra- Multi Love 43. Tink- Ratchet Commandments 44. Samantha Urbani- 1,2,3,4 45. Frank Ocean: "(At Your Best) You Are Love" (Aaliyah/The Isley Brothers Cover) 46. Cakes Da Killa- Serve It Up
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April 21, 2015 on Album Of The Week: Young Thug Barter 6
Still no acknowledgment of the fact that I really really like you is at # 92 or something on billboard right now. At least say something like, "we really thought I really really like you was going to be a hit, but is a huge dud." Not mentioning it at all just makes you guys seem like a bunch of scumbags.
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April 5, 2015 on Watch Carly Rae Jepsen, Dev Hynes, & Ariel Rechtshaid Debut “All That” On SNL
I was waiting for the new week in pop article just so I could make a joke about how terrible that Carly Rae jepsen song is doing on the charts. You beat me to it.
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April 2, 2015 on The Week In Pop: Roast Aside, Justin Bieber Might Secretly Be On The Right Track
Do you listen to a lot of rap music? Or do you just listen to Chance the Rapper, Kendrick Lamar, and Run The Jewels?
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March 16, 2015 on Surprise! Kendrick Lamar’s To Pimp A Butterfly Is Out Now
I agree with you. Drakes mixtape is a lot better than this. I also like the new Chris Crack and Fetty Wap singles much better than anything on this. He's just so bad at picking beats. I guess it's really uplifting and serious or whatever, but the songs mostly suck. Kind of sounds like Commons One Day It'll All Make Sense. Never really cared for that record either. Kendrick Lamar is rap music for people who don't like rap music. The song Momma is the ony song I really liked on it. Too Neo-Souly/Love Jones Soundtracky for my taste.
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March 16, 2015 on Surprise! Kendrick Lamar’s To Pimp A Butterfly Is Out Now
It seems like know one really has been able to judge Kanye fairly. He's either the greatest musician of our generation or a talentless idiot. When in reality he is neither. College Dropout was a fine debut, but was overlong, and had plenty of skippable tracks. Graduation had great songs one it, but had plenty of garbage on it, like Drunk and Hot Girls, and Barry Bonds. 808's and Heartbreak was daring, but aside from Streetlights was absolutely awful. MBDTF was a huge event, but was bloated and over the top, and had some really bad songs on it. Like Monster, aside from Nickis verse. So Appalled, and especially Hell Of Life which is one of his worst songs ever. Yeezus was certainly out of left field, but only because he's a popular rapper, had it been released by just some dude it wouldn't have been nearly as striking. in fact a lot of his acclaim and disdain comes from his celebrity. He's only had to real classics. Blueprint, with a collective of people, and Late Registration. In all honesty Kanye is a great producer, and an average producer who's made one classic album and produced part of one. In terms of pop music he's certainly the most creative of his generation, but if you look at music in whole, his creativity is rather overstated. Late Registration is very creative, but compared to something like say Person Pitch or Cryptograms it would be a stretch to say it is the most creative of the bunch. He's not the worst, and he's not the best. He's simply very good. And his new stuff is terrible. I think he may be "out of his moment."
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March 5, 2015 on David Crosby On Kanye West: “He’s An Idiot And A Poser”
Well MOMA is by no means a crappy museum. It still has Barnett Newmans Vir Heroicus Sublimis, and that painting alone is worth the price of admission, but their retrospectives are indeed pretty terrible. Even the Mattisse Cut Out show was over crowded, and tossed together. But their permanant collection wipes the floor with the Brooklyn Museum. I think Kahindi Wiley has something at the Brooklyn Museum right now, and he is terrible. So theres also that.
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March 5, 2015 on Art Critics Hate Björk’s MoMa Retrospective
This is just God awful. I reminds me of a song that some band would be playing at the Peach Pit After Dark. They really benfited from the low fi sound of the early 7 inches. Where you couldnt' hear the lyrics and her voice was lower in the mix. She also seems to have run out of good melodies. Which is also a huge problem.
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February 24, 2015 on Best Coast – “California Nights” Video
Milo Goes to Compton was my motherfucking jam. My favorite of all the fuzzed out girl rock bands that came out around that time like Best Coast and Bleached.
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February 17, 2015 on Q&A: Colleen Green Talks TV, Akon, And Her Intensely Personal I Want To Grow Up
Heard Em Say is also in my top five Kanye tracks. My top 5 Gone Flashing Lights Touch The Sky Street Lights Heard Em Say I Am A God Through The Wire Can't Tell Me Nothing Gold Digger Drive Slow
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February 13, 2015 on Kanye West – “Wolves” (Feat. Vic Mensa & Sia)
Heartless is terrible. Love Lockdown was ok. Amazing was complete trash. The only banger was Streetlights, and Coldest Winter and Say You Will were pretty good. But he's had other bad songs on other albums. Graduation had a bunch of shitty ones. MDTF had bullshit like So Appalled. Even Monster is mostly terrible until Minaj starts rapping. That Lil Wayne song on Graduation. Power was a weak single. I could go on. Kanye puts out some heaters, but he also puts out LOTS of trash. Even New Slaves was pretty shitty until the last minute or so. If I had to guess, there will be some amazing songs on this one, but I wouldnt be surprised if their weren't.
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February 12, 2015 on Kanye West – “Wolves” (Feat. Vic Mensa & Sia)
Well..... Besides Streetlights *808's was mostly a mess. I'd say that was a dissapointment. And aside from Late Registration he always has some clunkers on his records, so I wouldn't be surprised if he finally put out an album comprised entirely of bullshit. If he's singing on this whole record, than I'd say we could be in for adisaster, not because he can't sing which he can't, but because he writes horrible vocal melodies. For some reason Yeezy just hasn't been able to figure that out yet. Also Blochead. Kanye is a notoriously bad rapper. Everybody knows that.
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February 12, 2015 on Kanye West – “Wolves” (Feat. Vic Mensa & Sia)
Those Haim chicks make me want to vomit. SO LAME. I do like that save me song though.
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February 8, 2015 on Grammys 2015: Comment Party
I saw Granduciel on the Subway on Saturday night. He was with an actress named Kristen Ritter. Apparently they're dating. About a month ago I was at a dinner party at a friends house, and she had a fitness magazine, that I started reading. In it there was an interview with Ritter. In it she came off like the worst person alive. So much so that I had to bring it up at the party. The girl who's home it was responded with something like this, "oh yeah. I read that too. She's an awfil human being." Now in general, all actresses are pretty rotten human beings. But she seems to be at the top of actress awfulness. I saw them chatting while wating for the train, and she seemed just as terrible, as she did in the magazine. In conclusion. I bet he is not a cool guy to hang out with. I bet he sucks.
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January 28, 2015 on War On Drugs Frontman Speaks At Length About “Unhappy Old Dude” Mark Kozelek, Plans “A Lot Of Recording” Next Month
I actually think you're really bad at this. In my opinion you're one of the worst music writers around. You're all about back stories, and narrative, and live performances, charisma, etc. Almost everything you write you spend most of your time talking about shit like that. A lot of times I wonder if you actually even listened to the record. I remember when you wrote about Benji, you said something about tearing up during the song "I love My Dad", when he talked about Edgar Winter. After I listened to the record, I remember thinking I Love My Dad is probably the least sad, and one of the jauntiest tunes on the whole record. If I had to bet, you didn't even listen to the song, you just looked at a lyric sheet, and picked something that you could form some sort of narrative around. It seems like you do that a lot. There was a blurb about the new Iceage record, where you called it "country music"?? You also just don't seem very knowledgable about records. You don't strike me as a music nerd. You seem like you really enjoy writing about music, but don't really enjoy listening to it. I personally think you're the worst writer at Stereogum by a long shot. You seem to have this kind of white dude who uses rap slang to talk about stuff thats not rap, which I guess some people find cool or amusing, but I think its kind of lame. I also don't think you listened to this Bjork record even once.
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January 22, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Björk Vulnicura
Real Top Ten Rock Bands To Emerge In The Past 20 Years 1) Animal Collective 2) Neutral Mil Hotel 3) Lightning Bolt 4) Black Dice 5) Xiu Xiu 6) Wilco 7) Daft Punk 8) Ponytail 9) The Microphones 10) Women
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January 11, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Sleater-Kinney No Cities To Love
Would you say that you like Pearl Jam more than The Beatles?
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January 6, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Panda Bear Panda Bear Meets The Grim Reaper