Chris Trash

Comments from Chris Trash

A few years ago I went to get some drinks with a girl from my building. After a few, we went up to her place. She lived on the top floor and she had a furnished deck with an outdoor bar and a music system. We started making out and she put on some me mood music. It was Satellite by DMB. At first, I wasn't paying attention. Mostly I was stunned by the awesomeness of the situation. Then I realized what was coming out of the speakers and I started chortling in her face. She threw me out after that. It was the last time we spoke.
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June 8, 2018 on 22 Dave Matthews Songs That Don’t Suck
Rocket needs braces 'Chella cash Rocket needs braces 'Chella cash
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March 28, 2018 on On Virtue, Julian Casablancas Scorches The Strokes’ Legacy And Leaps Into The Voidz
No resistance. That's why they are running away.
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January 19, 2018 on Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Named Their New Daughter Chicago West
You did good, Enzo. You did good.
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May 26, 2017 on Congrats To Enzo On The New Arcade Fire Video (?!)
My girlfriend is telling me about her day so I can't quite articulate what my feelings are about this video, but I'll try my best: This is tragic, visceral, beautiful, disturbing, iconic. P.S. Megan is a dingbat.
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May 5, 2017 on Dancing Pikachu Violently Dragged Offstage :(
Can't wait for Nic Cage IV's "National Treasure: Shaolin"
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March 2, 2015 on Wu-Tang Clan’s Once Upon A Time In Shaolin Comes Out In 88 Years
I normally don't pay close attention to the where's the beef stuff because I get enough drama at home, where I watch Real Housewives over a glass of white zinfandel while texting my BBF. But, has anyone made the connection of how John Legend Boo'd E from the Eels, an artist whom a lot of people compared Beck to, when Beck was coming up? Is that anything? No? Ok. Anywayz, I figured if anyone could make any sense of my stray thought, it would be Stereogum.
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February 12, 2015 on Hear The Inevitable Beck And Beyoncé Mashup “Single Loser”
I can finally update my MiniDisc collection.
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January 8, 2015 on Overpay For All Your Favorite Classic Rock Records At The Pono Store
See, Bono. This is how you build word of mouth.
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October 21, 2014 on Watch El-P Audition Cats For Meow The Jewels
I was going to order mine, but then I read that it ships 11/7/14. What if I get the Evola before then?!
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October 18, 2014 on Cam’ron Is Selling Ebola Masks
When I was a teen4ger, my friend convinced me the lyrics were, "Don't touch me, I have a social disease." Weed might have been involved.
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October 15, 2014 on New Radicals’ Gregg Alexander Gives First Interview In 15 Years
If he really was Yeezus he could've made them stand up.
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September 14, 2014 on Kanye Halts Sydney Show Until Seated Fans Prove They’re Disabled
"...n00b." Added, the spokesman, under his breath.
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September 8, 2014 on Disney Is Not Afraid Of Deadmau5
Random thoughts: I always thought the show would be better without Frasier. Niles was a better Frasier than Kelsey Grammer and their interactions were just one character having a monologue with a slightly different version of himself. Why did Frasier always have his shirt off? Were Frasier's fans really into shirtless, middle-aged husky balding dudes? That's okay if they were, I'm just wondering. Why wasn't there more Grunge/Frasier culture clash? He worked at a radio station in Seattle In the 90s.
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August 8, 2014 on TV Party: Strand Of Oaks Talks Frasier
Quick personal story: the day after the BB King booing an 89 year old guy came in to do his taxes with me. He just had a form for the loss of his house so right away I knew he wasn't getting any money back (which was the only thing he was interested in) but I remembered the BB King story and thought, man I'm going to listen to this old fella because I don't want to be like them dudes that booed BB King. Long story short, he told me all about how the government is against him, "the attorneys", the judge, and he made countless racist remarks for about 20 minutes. When I finally tried to hint for him to leave, he just kept saying the same things in circles. I think we "talked" for about an hour until he regained his marbles and decided to leave. Anyways, I did the right thing and I'm glad I did it, but man that shit that depressing. Anyways, no moral to the story, just a thing that happened that was semi-related to this site.
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April 12, 2014 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
That's a mighty elaborate way of saying that in 30 years our white dreads will turn grey.
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March 20, 2014 on Here’s The Complete List Of Record Store Day ’14 Releases
I'm pretty sure this is just a very complicated plan to get Neil Young porno trending on Google.
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March 11, 2014 on Watch Neil Young’s PonoMusic Kickstarter Video With Arcade Fire, Beck, Jack White, & Many More
True. It's not everywhere that you can hear funk slap bass mixed with the dancehall and hip-hop beats and punk guitar and deadly on the mcs. Putting on SXSW; you know it ain't easy,
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March 11, 2014 on SXSW 2014: Best Bets For Tuesday
March is my busiest time at work so I don't think I'm going in the foreseeable future. But I ask myself, with all the mainstream commercialization, can the festival still come full range?
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March 11, 2014 on SXSW 2014: Best Bets For Tuesday
PS. Feel free to cite me on your report.
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February 28, 2014 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
When I was 19 I got high and drove home listening to the radio between stations on full blast. I don't remember what station it was but it was mostly static with very few whispers of audible music, but I didn't realize until I got home. I honestly thought it was supposed to sound like that at the time. The whole time I thought I was listening to grunge. People would stare at me from other cars and stare and I just thought, "man, looks like these people have never seen a Mexican dude listening to grunge before." Anyways, that's why I don't smoke weed anymore.
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February 28, 2014 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
And here I was basing my appreciation of his music on artistic merit.
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February 26, 2014 on Watch Kanye West Perform A Career-Spanning Medley On Late Night With Seth Meyers
As much as I cringed to Xylo Piñata and felt Meh for X & Y, I still love the first 2 albums. Viva la vida is too poppy for my taste but there's still some great stuff in there. If there's even a couple of songs like this in the new album, I'll give it a few listens. in shorrt, I like Coldplay*
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February 25, 2014 on Coldplay – “Midnight”
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February 19, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
Hgih five.
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February 8, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys And it goes without saying, today we're all Kelly Conaboy.
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
RIP, Kelly. See you at that crossroads
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum