Once the accompanying dates are released, we should do a baby pool to guess which city the tour breaks down and ends in. $5 entry.
If he really wanted to commit to the role, he should cancel a few days before filming.
You can't hear it but I'm sitting here making a loud fart noise with my mouth at this comment.
Wow, it's definitely not me. You see, that day I worked six to three, continuously.
I like it. "Objects of My Affection" came on shuffle this morning, and, man, that's a song. May be the best song.
This is what we call in the thievery business as a "Long Con." Hook, line, and sinker.
What's the deal with this header image and what is he holding?
Found an even better link:
We're all turning on you like we turned on Koz. That's how good your Koz impression is.
Anti tour dates, indeed.
I don't believe so, no. [asks blochead to ask same question again] Yes.
Concierge: Hello, Miss Swift. I see you've booked some prime real estate in Kanye's brain. How long will you be staying? Taylor Swift: Indefinitely.
Oh yea, I could exit a spaceship to this one.
This one lil wotie.
They all sound like superhero names (except you Mr. Fingers, you're clearly a villain).
Come on, Dudley. It wasn't too long ago we all heard Kanye's "Awesome."
I've seen enough Shark Tank to know that botching an album release, declaring 53 million personal debt, and requesting $1 billion on a business plan that so far is "Kanye West ideas" is an absolute sure bet and Zuckerberg would be a fool to let this pass.
Yea, I think it's the (over)production. Tupacs records can sound pretty cheesy nowadays, while Ready to Die or Illmatic have a raw quality to them, less stuff going on that can age poorly. But his voice still rules.
Been doing the calculations and double-checking my work and I can't find a scenario where this band isn't awful.
I can see Rob Thomas ushering any of them, changing his life to better suit their mood.
Hoping when his term's over Korn will finally go back on tour.
“From their ashes an UNCLE shall be woken, An EZRA from the shadows shall embody; Renewed shall be the RAY that was broken, The crownless again shall bring thy hot body.”
Full song title is actually "Eyeball Tickler Down."
The part where he sings "I cry...tears...of sorrow...I die" in the Godzilla song is the worst thing I've ever heard and I think about it often.
It truly is a Maurice Christmas.
There's a feeling I get when Thom Yorke RTs @TheTweetOfGod and it feels a lot like this.
Bertram? Bertram got really into the 60s and no one ever saw him again.
Man, my work radio station still plays "Rumour Has It" everyday and it's the worst. She says "Rumour Has It" too many damn times. It's like 75% of the song. Look at that. Why are you saying "Rumour Has It" that many times? It's too many times.
Tom, you never closed the parentheses on the tcot explanation. Tom. TOM. YOU NEVER CLOSED THE PARENTHESES. TOM. CLOSE IT. TOOOOMMMM.
He can celebrate a NLDS win but still can't find time to update his account, what an asshole, it's not his child.
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