Comments from GradStudentsAreTheWorst

I love you all. I regret not being more proactive in getting to know you Monsters. Any Bay Area Monsters want to hold a vigil?
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
My brain assembled all of these stories into a Terrence Malick-esque stream-of-consciousness film. It was beautiful.
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February 5, 2014 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
When is Ken Burns going to do a film on Videogum herstory?
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February 4, 2014 on I Am Love: A Foreign Film for People with Working Crotches
"My name's Gabe and I can do push-ups! Neener neener neener!"
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February 4, 2014 on Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge
This is a real bummer. But I suppose it's motivation to turn my own pop/high culture blog into something other than a reserved domain name. What's going to happen to us Monsters?
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Also today is my birthday! Tonight I am splurging (see: my BF is buying) by eating dinner at one of America's top-rated French restaurants and tomorrow is a day at the park in SF!
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January 31, 2014 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments
Oh goodness! That police blotter pic is from the local Palo Alto weekly newspaper. My guy and I read it almost every week over bagels for breakfast, because the blotter entries are often very funny. Atherton (if Palo Alto is for rich tech people, Atherton is for richer tech people who think Palo Alto is too grungy) always has great ones, like "Woman sees attempted robbery, but it was just a teen entering his parent's home", or "Caller reports suspicious activity, turns out it was just a predominantly Latino yard maintenance crew", or "Atherton resident reports pile of rubies left exposed on rotunda stolen".
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January 31, 2014 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments
In my teens I wrote a novelization of Final Fantasy X. I got about halfway before I gave up. Still, that's a couple hundred pages.
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January 31, 2014 on This Is Just A Good 8-Year-Old’s Friends Script
Booooooo (mainly because I'm allergic).
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January 28, 2014 on That’s Your Cafe: Cat Cafe
Vin Diesel is a cutie. A dope, but also a cutie.
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January 28, 2014 on You Know Vin Diesel Loves Music…
Agreed. Also, it doesn't help that my dad has a group of dad friends that call themselves the Suburban Pussy Posse and bounce from Applebee's to Chili's back to Applebee's every weekend, hitting on the female servers.
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January 27, 2014 on Saturday Night Live: Jonah Hill And Bastille
I'm okay with Kate McKinnon doing her Russian/Eastern European peasant woman every week. I will NEVER get tired of gross exaggerations of Russian/Eastern European peasants. Also, Beck Bennett continues to be a real cutie.
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January 27, 2014 on Saturday Night Live: Jonah Hill And Bastille
Oh, and the Nancy Grace sketch, which based on the audience laughter, nobody enjoyed. But I LOVED IT.
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January 21, 2014 on Saturday Night Live: Drake
Things I liked this episode: The Before They Were Stars sketch accurately reproduced the look and broadcast resolution of each show. "First of all, my dad is SEVENTY-EIGHT..." Drake's short shorts in the Disney World sketch. More boys in short shorts, please. The Jacqueline Bisset thing was totally silly and a no-brainer and I loved it. "Why are you combing your hair up!?"
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January 21, 2014 on Saturday Night Live: Drake
God, this is dumb. Why they need to sexify an already beautiful woman, at the height of her public recognition due to her memorable portrayal of Effie in the bonkers-successful Hunger Games movies is so dumb. Elizabeth Banks is not a household name, but she's definitely a household face. So let's make that face look like Voldemort's daughter undergoing the Cruciatus curse.
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January 16, 2014 on Unknown Woman Featured On Mystery Movie Poster
It's based on our names.
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January 13, 2014 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
"I am ruined by whimsy" is a very funny line.
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January 10, 2014 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Just add "..., I guess." to the end of each of the winners.
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January 9, 2014 on The 2014 People’s Choice Awards
How Was Your Week? with Julie Klausner. Bullseye with Jesse Thorn. Who Charted? Jordan, Jesse, Go!
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January 8, 2014 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Just got back from a trip to Seattle. The Seattle radio stations are VERY PROUD for Macklemore and representing the Pac Northwest.
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January 7, 2014 on There Are Still Problems With Academy Award Voting
These love handles aren't the only thing preventing me from buying high-waisted pants, but they're the primary thing.
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January 6, 2014 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
I assume it's just the Queen rummaging through her closet. "Well, this pile of rubies is definitely worth more than the 20 pounds you think they're worth because you've been disconnected from regular society so many decades. But... they're going to be devalued because they are indeed blood rubies mined by African children who have long since perished."
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December 19, 2013 on The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 TV Shows Of 2013
No The One Season of Antiques Roadshow That's On Netflix For Some Reason?
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December 19, 2013 on The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 TV Shows Of 2013
Meanwhile, Duck Dynasty's A&E friends, the gay couple from Storage Wars talk about the pleasures of manass. I'm actually thrilled to see gay "celebrities" talk publicly about the joy of gay sex.
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December 18, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Guys, I'm worried about Nicki Minaj.
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December 10, 2013 on Girl Tips: How To Be Pretty
Maybe the writers took a break since they knew a bajillion tweens would tune in to see One Direction. I did love the Cecily Strong past lovers sketch.
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December 9, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Paul Rudd And One Direction