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Kthxbai

Well that certainly took a weird turn at the end didn’t it? This has been super fun. Thank you to Gabe and…
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 6:15 pm

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When Bad Trampoline Accidents Happen To Good People – One Monster’s Story

It's been said by someone, somewhere, at some point that trampoline accident videos are the reason for the internet. Well, that, and farting…
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 5:30 pm

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Are There Any Nerds In The House?

Lololololol. Calm down, nerds. Tim Heidecker and David Wood made us a playlist to listen to while we hate on all the cool kids at…
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 5:11 pm

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This Is Just Classic Tupelo Right Here

"Move over, Baylor. Fine. Suck it, pool hog." SPLASH! -Tupelo Thanks for the tip, Bridget and werttrew.
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 4:30 pm

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The Fourth Spring Jam of 2011: The Chris-P’s “You Are Tearing Me Apart (Lisa)”

Sometimes after a long, hard day throwing the football around, my future husband and I like to unwind with a vodka and scotch…
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 2:45 pm

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Thriller Dance Off – Chattanooga Firefighters vs Filipino Prisoners

If there’s one thing the world definitely needs more of, it’s compassion adults spending hours practicing and performing a 27-year-old dance routine in groups…
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 1:00 pm

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If You Only Watch One Tween Boy Lip Sync To Mariah Carey’s “Emotions” In A Basement Today, Watch Royce G. Garrison

We could LITERALLY debate the merits of Royce G. Garrison's choreography all week. But, I think we can all agree on one thing:…
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 11:00 am

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Zune, Portable Music Player, Dead At 4

Hello. My name is Shell and I am a civil celebrant. On behalf of Gabe and Videogum,  I welcome every one…
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 10:15 am

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Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Shellbomber

High-five, you guys. That’s me, Shellbomber, on the right. Who knew an afternoon of browsing for bedazzled Sidekick covers in Union…
shellbomber | March 16, 2011 - 9:30 am

Comments from shellbomber

High five, you guys. Good game.
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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys
Is this a good time to tell everyone that Chris Trash IS Steve Winwood??
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
Gabe, I'm looking forward to bragging about "knowing" you once you achieve your forthcoming HUGE COMEDY SUCCESS. Good luck in the future old pal.
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
My first submission will be Steve Winwood IS Chris Trash: A Conspiracy Theory
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August 23, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum
More crabby Gabe think pieces on current events, plz. Seriously. I really love those.
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August 23, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum
The friend in the Cab with me noticed that the YouTube video had thousands of views and wondered why. I told her it was probably my dad watching it over and over. Not because I put it on medium-sized pop culture blog all the time. http://youtu.be/ASHW5WsReo8
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April 19, 2012 on R.I.P. Cash Cab
I've heard this scouting thing before, but my experience was totally different, totally legit. I was shopping was a friend in Union Square and we decided to take a cab back to school. And it was the Cash Cab. We had no idea. I'm thankful I was wearing makeup that day. It was one of the first episodes, before it hit the air, so we had no idea. But a thousand dollars?? High five, friend!
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April 19, 2012 on R.I.P. Cash Cab
Troop Beverly Hills wuz robbed.
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October 6, 2011 on The 10 Best Movie Opening Title Sequences
Turning off Katy Perry will never be futile. Keep at it, kiddo.
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September 29, 2011 on And So Begins The Futile, Lifelong Struggle To Exercise Control
Wait, that is what "dubstep" sounds like? Jesus Christ you kids. Get off my lawn.
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September 22, 2011 on Dear Weetabix, Please Bring Your Dubstep Magic Cereal To America
Roses are red Violets are blue HI BILL MURRAY ARE YOU READING THIS
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September 13, 2011 on Let’s All Enter This Bill Murray Poetry Contest
That's different. Terry Schiavo was white.
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September 13, 2011 on Tea Party Debate Audience Would Like Everyone To Die
He can't make it out of the dorm to get bandaids!!!!!!!! Someone "re-encompensate" this junior Johnnie Cochran now!!!
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September 7, 2011 on Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes
**WARNING: WEARING BOAT SHOES WITH SOCKS WILL MAKE TO LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE**
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September 7, 2011 on Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes