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Mine was Avalanche Lily (which is a real flower that actually grows in the snow!) but I got tired of people trying to shorten it by calling me Avalanche. Does that even make sense when it's followed by a four letter word? So I changed it to Lilly Lily so I have no choice but to be called Lily, which is not my name by the way.
So what season should I start with? You know how Seinfeld didn't pick up until it's 3rd season? Is it like that? I like Busy Phillips. So yes maybe I will try out Cougar Town.
This makes sense. That is what I would like to see- E! anchorspeople saying, "We have nothing sincere or relevant to say right now... Let's go to [reliable news source] for the latest..." But it's sad to think there are people getting their news from E!. Is there such people? And was I supposed to put a period after E! when it already is punctuated? Not the time to ask I know.
Suddenly I'm interested in Cougar Town.
I'm always appalled at the way tragedies are covered. It makes me feel icky. I do not watch the news and sometimes will not even listen to it. After Newtown, I couldn't bear to hear or see anything about it. If it came on the radio, I turned it off. I still to this day have not read an article about it. And THIS. I clicked on one of those CNN articles and was reminded of why I don't follow the news. There are straight up gross and gruesome photos on there. Completely tasteless and disrespectful. I also remember years ago after a tsunami I think in Thailand, Time magazine published photos of the aftermath, one of which was a dead, bloated corpse floating in the water. I mean a full spread of this photo. Disgusting. Goodbye Time, CNN, and everything.
14 years and going strong so to me, it means nothing how you start your marriage but regardless I hope all goes well and congratulations!
I did a very simple pretty much non-wedding. I say that's the way to go. Courthouse. Small (I mean small) reception with closest friends and family. Save your money for your married life. Weddings and receptions are overrated.
The only thing that would make this story better is if your name was Marion.
I had a dream last night that I got to fly with Superman, Lois Lane-style. It was awesome. I just had to share because my dreams usually are just an extension of my boring life.
My day is looking promising. I awoke to rain so I've been trying out my new rain boots. I had fried eggs and toast for breakfast (mmmboy!). I've been enjoying making fun of these Levi 501 ads full of assholes. Yesterday I got a veggie bin delivery and made cauliflower gratin (awwyeah). Vincent Kartheiser is my new hero. I, too, do not fully understand the hashtag. I know it has to do with twitter but that's it! Commenting on this site is about the extent of my social media. I CHOOSE NOT TO TWEET.
Yeah that picture is making me queasy. I know it's supposed to be "sexy" but I just want to hand him a bar of soap.
Hey welcome home! Ooh I hate "fun" trips" that turn out being "worn-out-what-was-that" trips. I recently had a similar experience in D.C. It was so cold (I think my jaw froze at one point) and we walked a lot and my new boots turned out not to be so comfortable. Plus I was there for only the weekend. Not enough time to have Fun. I am very well, thank you. Hope you're rested now. I have not watched The Lake House yet either. But I just watched Chicken With Plums and it was lovely albeit sad.
I love Greta Gerwig even though I don't like any of her movies that I've seen and I detest Noah Baumbach. So maybe that means they will cancel each other out and Frances Ha will be wonderful? Not holding my breath though...
Is Shia a cool guy who's just misunderstood? SHYEAH right!
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Kelly, a busted grill is a dealbreaker! That being said, I love the expression "stone cold fox" and think it should replace the tired old "hot." You and my father-in-law are the only people I've heard use it. But yeah, I'm sorry but I will continue to pass on dudes who have teeth that just look like plaque holding hands.
You know how on a mailbox you put up the little red flag when there's mail inside? Well the thumbs up is the red flag. Or to stay color coordinated we should thumbs it down. Anyway I will watch The Lake House again so I can catch any specific references you make since it will be fresh in your memory. I have never met a celeb so I cannot speak for any of them being really nice or really terrible. But I did hear from a friend that Shia Labeouf is "a douche" and that Ryan Gosling is actually a really nice guy. It's not just an internet myth! She's an L.A. person so I guess she would know. Hey I thought the gutters were your job. I've been scrubbing these floors and pruning these old dead hedges like crazy!
Wasn't the joke really trying to help her? They were basically saying, "Taylor, take it easy on the casual dating. You may end up like Lindsay Lohan."
I knew it would be good! "Ooooh Taylor, don'tchu feel crunchy...!"
EXACTLY. That song is so perfect. Why'd they have to interrupt that song just to scare the shit out of me?!! Also, NEVER FOLLOW THE CLAPS!!! Especially not into the BASEMENT! COME ON!
Except you have to say videos like "vid-yos" to really make it work
The Trailers song should be to the tune of Picture Pages. Trailers trailers trailers trailers Time to watch your trailers trailers Time to open up your browsers and your videos...
The second one was very very terrible. It was like a bad CSI show. But that's implying that CSI is good. So maybe it's more just like an outright terrible movie.
I live in Florida! I'm going to sleep REALLY WELL tonight! ARTEEEXXXXX!!!
It's kind of a cheap way to substitute tahini. I still used garlic. Hummus is not hummus without garlic. It was interesting. It probably varies in taste depending on the quality of the peanut butter.
It's gone now :(
BAM! You're Lake Housed. I'm replying to my reply because there was no button on yours. I don't care what anyone says. I love Keanu Reeves so I'd say if you want to be Thumbsucker Reeves or Parenthood Keanu or even Ted, go for it. He seems like a nice, chill person that would be fun to have over and play Cranium. I did see Lake House and don't remember the details but now you're making me want to see it again. Hi!
I play spider solitaire way too much.
If you ever go to Jacksonville, FL -visit the Donut Shoppe. Best glazed ever, man.
I did not watch the Oscars. But I did see the Boob Song which I must admit initially made me cringe but I don't know if this is because they cut to shots of a horrified Naomi Watts and a head-shaking Charlize Theron. I thought about this because I had nothing better to do at the time. I don't know how I feel about this. I mean, a part of me says, "Hey. You're the one who decided to show your tits onscreen. Have a sense of humor about it!" And then another part of me (like the part of me that thinks kids should watch nothing above a PG movie and the part of me that only gets naked for one person) says, "Hey there's a time and a place for boob talk and jokes (which I love!) but the Oscars- though not sacred- is not the time for it. I dunno. I'm working this out in my comment and I'm drinking some fancy beer and eating hummus with peanut butter instead of tahini. It's a revelation!
I am seeing this! The internet abyss is not infinite. Thanks for empathizing since I am not a good commenter that reads all comments before letting my dumb ones fall out. I also am a habitual late commenter. I cannot tell if you are being nice or sarcastic (another joy of the internet) but I will assume nice because it's easier that way. Anyway, it is nice to be addressed personally. See you at the Lake House, Time Unknown, Earf, The Universe...
So does this mean she will quit modelling? Otherwise, this seems pointless.
I think those hats are supposed to be worn in the bedroom with nothing else on. Maybe shoes. She's doing it wrong!
THAT girl is the worst. Those are the kind of people who offer to sing you a song in your kitchen in the middle of a normal conversation about nothing to do with singing while you casually try to ignore them and pretend you're not completely uncomfortable as you do the dishes.
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Aw man I did not see this. I was not trying to steal your thunder, sir. Good one!
He's workin' that hat!
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