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Looks like this video is a hit! Wocka wocka.
Fuck me literally with a chainsaw.
I'VE LITERALLY ABANDONED MY SON!
I am literally too old for this shit.
You're missing about 7 a's there in Skarsgard I think. Just alternate them with the letters you already have. Like Sakaaarasagaaarada. Look how much more authentic that looks!
Your grandkids got back to you real fast Gabe! They must have faxed you.
Someone certainly puts the first syllable of "country" into "country."
She's the Man 2: Book of Shadows
If you can't make your electric guitar make a WOMP WAMP WOMP WAMP fat tuba sound then you're doing it wrong.
I read that as lamé. Literally no reason to read it that way but the heart wants what it wants. (My heart only wants terrible American Apparel leggings I guess!)
Roman Polanski looks like a mashup of Thom Yorke and Dustin Hoffman.
Your last sentence will be especially true after I carry out the Premium Denim Tri-State Killing Spree I've been planning for several months now.
Not sure I care for the experimental turn OK Go's music has apparently taken, but their music videos continue to impress.
Real talk, the armadillo cake from Steel Magnolias almost put me off red velvet cake forever. Yes, I would like to eat a chunk of the most repulsive roadkill that exists.
Unrelated. Is Cyrus just like Man of the House 2: Book of Men of Houses? (Or 2 Man 2 House or whatever). Also unrelated. I think Marisa Tomei deserves an Oscar for continuing to willingly play the love interest of THE MOST heinously unattractive men in Hollywood
What, is he supposed to just IGNORE the SEVENTH MOST POPULAR trending topic on Twitter?
Senator Joe Barton, do you know what also has no precedent in our nation's history and has no legal standing? ALL THE FUCKING OIL IN AN ENTIRE OCEAN. ALL OF IT. Also LOL, "BP--not British Petroleum!" KFC may not mean Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore but damned if it doesn't make you just as likely to die of heart failure. Everything is so disappointing.
I'm personally fine with American gays not being commercially targeted by McDonald's, because I like a lot of gay people and don't think they should be eating literal crap. Neither should straight Christian fundies...I wouldn't wish that food on my worst enemy, and that includes them.
I feel weirdly sexually harassed by this picture.
LOL, Tom Colicchio was the first bald American that came to your mind?
Remember last summer when it seemed like everyone on Vgum was saying Schadenfreude all the time? I miss that.
I just think it's admirable how Lady Gaga has managed to build an entire career solely on having a face that can hold inordinate amounts of makeup.
Did you know there's a non-profit organization that collects hair trimmings from salons and sends them out specifically to clean up oil spills? It had a big initiative for people to send in their hair for the Gulf, then BP was like "This is actually way bigger than hair can clean up" and they were like "TOO BAD, WE'RE SENDING YOU ALL THIS HAIR ANYWAY." I mean, what else are they going to do with irregular bits of hair? Neat anecdote, Carrie. You might be thinking to yourself.
Scandinaviangum.com today! (@kingmaker...your misunderstanding made this 1000x more hilarious to me. You should consider misunderstanding more things!)
Steve, sorry if this is awkward but I've accidentally started incorporating your Vgum quirks into my vernacular. Example: "What do you want for dinner, Carrie?" "Lasagna--PSYCHE! Just kiddin, I don't give a care!" Everyone really loves it!
I love how everyone is the better version of themselves in bizarro L.A., except Ana Lucia, who is just a corrupt cop. Also. It's sweet that Charlie and Claire are reunited, but in that dimension, isn't he still an alcoholic junkie? In addition to now being a surrogate dad to Aaron I guess? Dude wears a lot of hats! In the metaphorical sense. Unlike Daniel, who now literally wears a lot of hats.
Am I insane or what? Tooootally thought he was Ethan. It's been a while. He looked like him or something, right? A little bit?
I don't understand so much. It's not even "explain this mystery," it's like "WHY DID THIS EXIST?" For instance, why was Kate randomly married to Ethan before the crash? Why did this never come up again and seemingly not play in AT ALL to any of the rest of the plot? And the Walt thing. And TIME TRAVEL WTF? And why are the numbers imbued with such mystical life-altering powers if they're just "chalk on a wall"? And where were there all sorts of Egyptian imagery and symbolism? And the temple? And AHHHHHHHHH. That said, I did cry a little at the end. Not an embarrassing amount, but enough to confirm I still have some poetry in my soul. Live Together Die Next To Vincent.
I could tell that the person sitting behind me watched this video over my shoulder. I didn't glare at him or anything because I knew that we were both experiencing learning.
Unrelated. Just realized how much the Maroon 5 guy looks like Gabe. I'm not implying anything, but I mean have we ever seen them in the same room together?
If I could have chosen any moment to accidentally unplug my headphones in a hip coffee shop, I would have probably done it in the middle of "This American Life" or something, as opposed to just now.
Have you ever heard of "mountain and mole hill"?
They was mother boards processors was over-clocked the processors? I'm the opposite of tech-savvy (an HTML is a sandwich right?) but whaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
Me toooooo! I had almost forgotten about it!
I swear this was originally a comment to you, musicgeeky!