I'm still on this guys side. There were people IN the mall, he was locked out and hes obviously like WTF, and he probably knew something was up but couldn't piece it together. And honestly, the guys just wanted to go shopping, and he most very likely didn't give two shits about G20, riots or protesting. and that is a sentiment I can understand.
yeah this whole video just made me :( The guy just wanted answers and then to have these stupid teenagers mock him and STILL not tell him why the mall was closed. god damn. poor man. its been such a fucked up weekend for Canadians.
I barely remember toy story 1. Like gabe, i dont even think i saw toy story 2, but god damn, toy story 3 is so universally, purely enjoyable and GOOD that I completely forgot I generally hate animation films. Plus, Day and Night completely blew my mind. how SMART, how god damn clever it all was. Its nice to see a summer blockbuster film thats not just hollywood cramming whatever it is they think they can get away with. Pixar's always been so good with not dumbing down its story for the audience, and this is a perfect example of that blend of movie thats for children but also really for adults that use to be children.
It feels good to laugh, and not in that internet age part scoff, part irony, part default mechanism kind of way but in the way where things are just silly and funny and good.
wow, i am not great at writing words.
good news: shes retiring from the music business after this
bad news: shes retiring from the music business after this to PURSUE HER ACTING CAREER
was the Last Song not enough. Why cant you be good at ONE thing miley cyrus? preferable that one thing being shooting yourself in the face (Gabe, am i doing it right??)
stuff like this always confuses me, the only reason this parody is even remotely funny is the double entendres, which one would only laugh at if it was the other way around. I mean, 'holy' could have been used in so many different ways.
Also the fact that the pastor prefers a picture bible. SHUT IT DOWN.
Your dissection of the Keebler Elf's slimyness is Spot on.
When he brushed Jenny's cheek and said 'no rush', I actually shuddered. UGHhh, why wont anybody(GG world characters) comment on the fact that hes weirdly proportioned and resembles a hobbit. Especially when you place him next to Nate Archibald, who, lets face it, is one Damn good looking albeit extremely stupid character. COME ON.
that really was the icing on the cake. I get so weird when Gabe drops references that are in my generational peripheral, Gabe, were you secretly my babysitter? hmmmmmmmm.
that Anne Frank joke made me lizz so hard. great job Joe Mande! Mad respect!
Also, its good to see Ben without that smarmy middle part hair he had for a while there. I actually cant unsee Ben Gibbard as a total douchebag now, especially after watching Brief Interviews with Hideous Men (ugh), I guess he's just particularly good at playing the part.
okay after several deep breathes, I would like to offer some Constructive criticism instead of just shitting all over the place.
1) the logo. SERIOUSLY? -_-
2) this stupid buzzmedia publishers thing at the bottom. Was that always there before? do we REALLY need to have 'from the makers of BRODYJENNER and KIMKARDASHIAN and OKMAGAZINE.com' in our face?
3) the purple and grey; just a little too basic and amateurish.
4) i do miss the whole 'enlarged avatar when you hover your mouse over it'
Honestly, nobody likes change but I dont even think thats really it. The redesign is sloppy. It's childish, its Ugly, and it just doesnt look like it took a lot of time or thought.
Obviously Gabe, I would like to think our relationship is stronger than this car crash of a design, but please, know that a lot of us kind of fucking hate this.
THIS was the best of the season? wow, I havnt watched SNL since the elections but for Joseph Gordon Levitt, sure why not, except there were Plenty of reasons why not. I know I've always been a MadTV fan, but theres no way to enjoy this show when one has experienced a glorious thursday line-up. Pretty much none of the skits were LOL funny or even smirky funny, other than the digital short and the Jack Johnson skit with Adam Samberg. Never Again.
i love you Gabe, but i dont think I can agree with on Closer. Like Crash, i fucking love it. SORRYZ. but that part about 'main characters revealing themselves to be too stupid to not just get hit by a car' was heavy on the LOLz.
for the next batch of WMOAT, ill have to ONCE again nominate Dogma. the shittiest movie of all time (next to Elizabethtown)(NEVER FORGET) please and thank you.
i love you Gabe, but i dont think I can agree with on Closer. Like Crash, i fucking love it. SORRYZ. but that part about 'main characters revealing themselves to be too stupid to not just get hit by a car' was heavy on the LOLz.
for the next batch of WMOAT, ill have to ONCE again nominate Dogma. the shittiest movie of all time. please and thank you.
Happy Thanksgiving Gabe and fellow monsters. Gabe, you are the single bright spot in the black hole that is the internet. Fellow monsters, you guys are all probably my soul mates.
I completely agree Gabe. Anyone who thinks having a whole bunch of strangers know about your proposal makes it that much more romantic is quite frankly, terrible.
now if only Jen will get her groove back. and have sexual tension fun with Brian along the way. 5 LEFT Y'ALL. i just realized that this season might have a higher caliber of chefs but it's no way near as entertaining as the last season. wheres the 'THIS ISNT TOP SCALLOPS' of this season?
i never thought i'd see the day in which a Bright Eyes song would feature on Videogum. WORLDS COLLIDE Y"ALL.
it's also hilarious to know that Gabe knows some Bright Eyes. the inner child in me goes hehehhehehehehehhee.
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