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So that's Pakistani for "all I wanna know...where the gold at?"
The first thing that comes out of her mouth in the trailer is already untrue. I do not see her as a "Barbie with a perfect life, whatever." I see her as a completely useless human being who should be ashamed that people (myself included) even give her the time of day, whatever.
I thought the 'Funeral' sketch was pretty funny. By the time Mya Rudolph came on singing about nachos to the tune of Amazing Grace I began to wonder if someone had secretly drugged me.
How about Jenna getting ambushed by her half-sister on Vontella. And then ambushing her half-sister on Vontella. How do they come up with this stuff?
The shot of Juliette looking at the sub re-submerging in the first part mad me go "WHY DID YOU GET OFF THE SUB?" I just knew she was going to die then. Must it always be my favorite characters that are killed. I think Kate will be my favorite character next year if that is in fact the case.
Not as bad as Gabe going to the Today show; but still quite humiliating.
LOVE! This is the first time I have watched a full minute of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named's show in about six years; glad to know it hasn't changed (ie: sad to know it's still being aired).
Part of me can't stand her and the other part admires her for taking "being insufferable" to a level previously unseen.
I can't believe the show I thought would be terrible since I heard of it's inception was actually terrible. At least next week looks really good (to make up for this one I suppose).
"Woman Removes Script From Where It Belongs; Punished By Having to Watch Movie"
Jeez, can a guy get a little privacy when they do that in public?
"Abstinence rules! Playin' is for fools!" Well that set me straight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A_4t1elTTs
I'm out to buy a leotard for the "Single Ladies" video I'm going to post on Youtube!
To bad you just gave TMZ all the Pulitzers because you should win one for the title of this article.
When she went all Flashdance in that piece I actually clapped.
Ed Westwick, Leighton Meester (who's album I'll probably buy...but I'll be deeply ashamed) and now Little J. It seems you're right radioactive rabbit.
How about they get Samuel L. Jackson to show up playing Sho'nuff. Oh wait, they're already ruining that movie as well.
Something tells us that she will attempt to burst our eardrums and send our brains leaking out of our ears (or what she calls "singing") in this movie.
Harriet the Spy or Georgina the Sociopath?
And it inspired a Fall Out Boy Song...which has to count for something in terms of its awfulness.
I had no desire to see this (because it looked awful). I saw Obsessed instead (which was awful, but it's always fun to laugh at Beyonce's acting) with my mother because I am that cool.
Um...who signed off on this? You would think someone in advertisement department would say: "Let's get someone a little less child molester-y to play the father."
Jenna with the gibbon (and her grandchild) was possibly the strangest thing (in a good way) they have ever done on 30 Rock...and I liked it.
Why did you have to see the trailer to figure out that a movie called Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen would be terrible?
I just can't wrap my mind around how anyone could find throwing a bearskin over your couch anything but...TACKY! This is what happens when you refuse to hire a gay interior decorator.
Further proof that Florida is America's Australia.
Could someone please photoshop Robert Pattinson in one of these photos and post it on a Harry Potter message board so we can laugh at all the chaos that would ensue?
Is there supposed to blood running out of my ears?
It's amazing how even these promos make me laugh like a loon (except for Earl).
Obviously this is a conspiracy by the PIGS! Here me out: Restaurant runs out of chicken. What do they serve instead? PORK, of course! And then what happens? The swine flu spreads!!!!!! They will have their revenge.
"Elissa has a secret and my current theory is that she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids!"
I think the glasses tempered the audience's fear of a young black male in their midsts.
I win because I haven't read it! You should all be ashamed of yourselves, in fact. You should know that the masses have no taste, especially when it comes to reading (or as they call it, book-learnin').
Weren't you on This American Life, Gabe? So are you really just making fun of yourself (which is a sign of low self-esteem)?
Très drôle (oui, je suis très ennuyant tout le temps).
Much better than what we've seen the past few weeks. Plus, we get crazy Georgina Sparks next week! Obviously I need to be lobotomized as I look forward to this show with such a ridiculous amount of excitement each week.