Comments from Dr. Feelgood

Once the accompanying dates are released, we should do a baby pool to guess which city the tour breaks down and ends in. $5 entry.
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March 25, 2016 on Guns N’ Roses Announce North American Summer Tour
If he really wanted to commit to the role, he should cancel a few days before filming.
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March 18, 2016 on Morrissey Biopic Has Its Lead
You can't hear it but I'm sitting here making a loud fart noise with my mouth at this comment.
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March 18, 2016 on KISS’ Gene Simmons Still Hates Rap, Not EDM
Wow, it's definitely not me. You see, that day I worked six to three, continuously.
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March 16, 2016 on Charlton Police Warn Of Roving Men Trying To Rap Battle
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March 11, 2016 on I Remember When I Lost My Mind: “Crazy” 10 Years Later
I like it. "Objects of My Affection" came on shuffle this morning, and, man, that's a song. May be the best song.
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March 10, 2016 on Peter Bjorn And John – “What You Talking About?”
This is what we call in the thievery business as a "Long Con." Hook, line, and sinker.
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February 26, 2016 on Run Away With Carly Rae Jepsen On Ellen
What's the deal with this header image and what is he holding?
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February 26, 2016 on The Weather Station – “Floodplain” Video
Found an even better link:
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February 24, 2016 on Livestream The 2016 Brit Awards
We're all turning on you like we turned on Koz. That's how good your Koz impression is.
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February 23, 2016 on We Talked To The Guy Who Made That Sun Kil Moon Parody EP
Anti tour dates, indeed.
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February 18, 2016 on Rihanna Anti Tour Dates Postponed
I don't believe so, no. [asks blochead to ask same question again] Yes.
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February 18, 2016 on Listen To Kanye West Freak Out, Call Taylor Swift “Fake-Ass” In Leaked Backstage SNL Audio
Concierge: Hello, Miss Swift. I see you've booked some prime real estate in Kanye's brain. How long will you be staying? Taylor Swift: Indefinitely.
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February 18, 2016 on Listen To Kanye West Freak Out, Call Taylor Swift “Fake-Ass” In Leaked Backstage SNL Audio
Oh yea, I could exit a spaceship to this one.
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February 17, 2016 on John Carpenter – “Distant Dream”
This one lil wotie.
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February 15, 2016 on Macklemore’s “Spoons” Is The Worst Song Ever Recorded
They all sound like superhero names (except you Mr. Fingers, you're clearly a villain).
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February 15, 2016 on Who’s Who In The The Life Of Pablo Credits
Come on, Dudley. It wasn't too long ago we all heard Kanye's "Awesome."
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February 15, 2016 on Macklemore’s “Spoons” Is The Worst Song Ever Recorded
I've seen enough Shark Tank to know that botching an album release, declaring 53 million personal debt, and requesting $1 billion on a business plan that so far is "Kanye West ideas" is an absolute sure bet and Zuckerberg would be a fool to let this pass.
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February 15, 2016 on Kanye Begs Mark Zuckerberg For Money In Latest Tweetstorm
Yea, I think it's the (over)production. Tupacs records can sound pretty cheesy nowadays, while Ready to Die or Illmatic have a raw quality to them, less stuff going on that can age poorly. But his voice still rules.
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February 12, 2016 on All Eyez On Me Turns 20
Been doing the calculations and double-checking my work and I can't find a scenario where this band isn't awful.
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February 11, 2016 on Watch The 1975 Cover Justin Bieber’s “Sorry”
I can see Rob Thomas ushering any of them, changing his life to better suit their mood.
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February 5, 2016 on Kendrick Lamar, Lars Ulrich, Black Keys Inducting Artists At This Year’s Rock Hall Ceremony
Hoping when his term's over Korn will finally go back on tour.
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January 15, 2016 on Obama Says Kendrick Lamar Would Beat Drake In A Rap Feud
“From their ashes an UNCLE shall be woken, An EZRA from the shadows shall embody; Renewed shall be the RAY that was broken, The crownless again shall bring thy hot body.”
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December 1, 2015 on In Memoriam: Bands We Lost In 2015
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December 1, 2015 on The 50 Best Albums Of 2015
Full song title is actually "Eyeball Tickler Down."
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November 25, 2015 on The 18 Best Oasis Songs Since Be Here Now
The part where he sings "I cry...tears...of sorrow...I die" in the Godzilla song is the worst thing I've ever heard and I think about it often.
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November 11, 2015 on Puff Daddy Does Not Care If You Like Him
It truly is a Maurice Christmas.
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November 1, 2015 on Download Young Thug Slime Season 2 Mixtape
There's a feeling I get when Thom Yorke RTs @TheTweetOfGod and it feels a lot like this.
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October 26, 2015 on Prince Launches PRINCESTAGRAM Instagram Account, Immediately Fills It With Prince Memes
Bertram? Bertram got really into the 60s and no one ever saw him again.
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October 22, 2015 on Stream Sports All Of Something
Man, my work radio station still plays "Rumour Has It" everyday and it's the worst. She says "Rumour Has It" too many damn times. It's like 75% of the song. Look at that. Why are you saying "Rumour Has It" that many times? It's too many times.
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October 21, 2015 on Adele Announces 25 In Open Letter
Tom, you never closed the parentheses on the tcot explanation. Tom. TOM. YOU NEVER CLOSED THE PARENTHESES. TOM. CLOSE IT. TOOOOMMMM.
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October 15, 2015 on The Mountain Goats’ John Darnielle & Rolling Stone’s Christopher Weingarten Made A Noise Cassette
He can celebrate a NLDS win but still can't find time to update his account, what an asshole, it's not his child.
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October 14, 2015 on Eddie Vedder Celebrates His Beloved Cubs’ NLDS Win
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