Comments from El Gummo

I've feuding with Kathleen Hanna for 2 years for making "I'm With Her" and WHERES MY ARTICLE TOM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGFyxAP0QE
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January 23, 2019 on Courtney Love Revives Feud With Bikini Kill
Wish it’d been you there with us instead of these two girls who showed up buzzed 10 minutes before Kacey went on, butted right in front of a 5’2” Mrs. Gummo, and spent the whole show doing that eyes-closed wiggle dance from The Chappelle Show skit about white people dancing to music with electric guitar.
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January 19, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Natalie Prass opened and sounded great. Kacey played a great set minus some odd song choices—“Family Is Family” over “Biscuits”?—and somebody proposed during “Golden Hour” (she said yes).
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January 19, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Any Gummers gonna be at the Kacey show in Philly tonight?
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January 18, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
"I now call Claire Elise Boucher to the stand." https://media.giphy.com/media/12ueOsEbhSfP6U/giphy.gif
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January 17, 2019 on Court Rules Elon Musk Cannot Shield Grimes From Testifying In Tesla Lawsuit
RZA on "Take a Fall for Me" >>>>>> André 3000 on "Where's the Catch?"
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January 17, 2019 on Premature Evaluation: James Blake Assume Form
Ironic covers suck because the artists—male or female—are trying way too hard to be clever. For every all-bro rock band covering a song by a female pop singer or boy band, there's a white girl with an acoustic guitar doing an omg soooooo unexpected cover of a rap song. Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0BPnJUx_Yw
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January 14, 2019 on 8 Britney Spears Covers That Don’t Suck
The guitar solo from "Savory" is an all-timer. A lot like "Paranoid Android"'s in that it fits the song perfectly and no one but him could have ever come up with it.
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January 14, 2019 on Jawbox Announce Reunion Tour
[REDACTED]. https://www.stereogum.com/1558401/shut-up-dude-this-weeks-best-and-worst-comments-101/shut-up-dude/
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January 10, 2019 on Phoenix Apologize For Working With R. Kelly
Just change your username to Wayne Dupree.
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January 10, 2019 on Phoenix Apologize For Working With R. Kelly
Who's going to the Philly show with me and Mrs. Gummo?
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January 10, 2019 on Watch Kacey Musgraves & Natalie Prass Cover Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”
He headlined The Other Site Music Festival less than a week after they called out Justin Timberlake for the high crime of being a dummy and naming his single "Take Back the Night" without realizing it's also an anti-sexual violence non-profit. If that's not bad faith... HOLD ON, WE'RE STILL GOING HOME In 2014 Lindsay Zoladz even wrote a whole feature about how badly "Take Back the Night" traumatized her, which included gems like: "Controversy has a way of sliding right off certain public figures—and more often than not, these people are clean-cut white men. " WELP
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January 10, 2019 on Phoenix Apologize For Working With R. Kelly
They also put him at #1 on "The 10 Best Things at Pitchfork Music Festival 2013"... https://www.stereogum.com/1412041/the-10-best-things-at-pitchfork-music-festival-2013/franchises/list/attachment/r-kelly-4/ ...and hand-waved the allegations away with: "Kelly may have demons that trail him, but you can tell that when he's performing, he's only making music because he wants it to make the world a better place." Also worth noting: No one in the comment section called them out.
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January 10, 2019 on Phoenix Apologize For Working With R. Kelly
Everyone is going about these apologies all wrong. What you gotta do is announce a partnership with a non-profit that combats sexual violence as a way to help promote your concert. Make that the focus of your story. Wait until, like, the end of the third paragraph, then apologize. Fucken amateurs
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January 10, 2019 on Phoenix Apologize For Working With R. Kelly
NO GUITAR FLIPS NO SALE
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January 3, 2019 on Coachella 2019 Lineup
TIL you can plead guilty to sexual assault and get off with a fine and "reflecting."
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January 3, 2019 on A$AP Bari Pleads Guilty To Sexual Assault
The Strokes, like Tame Impala and Foo Fighters and a few others, were only ever a “band” because the lead singer couldn’t clone himself.
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January 3, 2019 on Coachella 2019 Lineup
I love Tame Impala, have told everyone I know to listen to them since Innerspeaker dropped, saw them on the Lonerism tour, and agree they’re far and away the best new band of the decade. But this is spot-on: They barely move around, and they play every song exactly the way it sounds on the album.
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January 3, 2019 on Coachella 2019 Lineup
Feels like just yesterday you got yr avatar. ONE OF US ONE OF US
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December 31, 2018 on The 50 Best Stereogum Comments Of 2018
Thank you, Papa Scott Gummy. 🙌
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December 31, 2018 on The 50 Best Stereogum Comments Of 2018
Right back at ya, WillSock.
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December 31, 2018 on The 50 Best Stereogum Comments Of 2018
STAFF CAN’T WIN COMMENT OF THE YEAR THIS IS FASCISM
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December 31, 2018 on The 50 Best Stereogum Comments Of 2018
I figured The Other Site wouldn’t even bother covering this, which would’ve been shitty but predictable. BUT... In a new low, they wrote an article without even mentioning Jess Hopper—I’d settle for “an Other Site contributor”—or her apology. After kinda-sorta doing the right thing by apologizing for booking R. Kelly, thank you, Other Site, for letting us know who you really are: https://pitchfork.com/news/amen-dunes-opens-up-about-childhood-sexual-abuse/
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December 30, 2018 on Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women
There are still 12 days of 2018 left. If you think we won't get, say, "Liam Gallagher Has a Lot to Say About My Little Pony" or "Beach House Tease Chainsmokers Diss Track" at the buzzer, then I don't know what to tell you.
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December 20, 2018 on Dutch Men Form A Boy Band As Last-Ditch Effort To Stop Brexit
And here I was thinking I'm the only one who doesn't like Songs of the Free.
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December 19, 2018 on The 101 Most Anticipated Albums Of 2019
That photo up top is too perfect.
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December 19, 2018 on Warped Tour Is Coming Back After All
What does SZA do to make every single note she sings sound like a hook?
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December 13, 2018 on The Top 40 Pop Songs Of 2018
André 3000 not rapping except on features is the biggest musical injustice of this or any decade.
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December 12, 2018 on James Blake Teases New Andre 3000 Collab During DJ Set In Brooklyn
I couldn't get past the headset microphone. JC Chasez vibes
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December 11, 2018 on Watch Grimes’ Wild Tonight Show Performance Of “We Appreciate Power”
I forgot where I saw it, but this meme explains everything: *Gritty unveiled* Philly: wtf is this thing National media: wtf is this thing Philly: FUCK YOU GRITTY RULES
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December 10, 2018 on Snail Mail Reviews 2018
"Producers like RandomBlackDude..." Tom, that's Earl.
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December 3, 2018 on Premature Evaluation: Earl Sweatshirt Some Rap Songs
Rocked him in his face stabbed his brain with his nosebone
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November 21, 2018 on Jury Rules Skrillex Owes Woman $1.6M In Injury Lawsuit
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