Comments from Eric J. Nagurney

More like Gathering of the Juggal-olds hey-ooooooooo
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January 9, 2019 on Official Woodstock 50 Festival Announced, With Clowns
And the article could exist nearly unchanged if it was titled "Travis Scott's #1 Song and #2 Album And The Storied History Of Chart Chicanery." No one cares.
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December 7, 2018 on Travis Scott’s Dual #1s And The Storied History Of Chart Chicanery
Quavo in this screencap is not dabbing. Quavo is trying to hide his face from god.
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November 14, 2018 on Watch Migos Submit To The Indignity Of Carpool Karaoke With James Corden
Dose Your Dreams Turns 0
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October 5, 2018 on The Chemistry Of Common Life Turns 10
You're wrong because it's completely irrelevant whether or not she cheated on her boyfriend. If Hall pressured her into cheating, that's wrong regardless of how she reacted. There's no situation in which she could have done something that would have made his actions right.
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September 27, 2018 on Pinegrove Address “Sexual Coercion” Statement, New Album Skylight Out This Friday
If you're approaching Billy Corgan at an airport to complain about a concert from 24 years ago, you are creating a situation involving 2018 Billy Corgan in which you, not he, are the asshole. This is not a move you want to make.
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September 17, 2018 on People At Airports Still Complain To Billy Corgan About Lollapalooza ’94
Sorry, dudes, there's only one Blaze in my life and his first name's Just.
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September 7, 2018 on Stream The Blaze’s Debut Album Dancehall
Man, you could drop "girl-group" from that sentence. Egyptian Shumba whips ass.
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August 28, 2018 on The Number Ones: Lou Christie’s “Lightnin’ Strikes”
There we are! After a handful of listens, fairly confident calling this his best album yet. Though that's a bit of a tough call, since he's so consistent in both tone and quality. Still, this is great.
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August 22, 2018 on Ka’s Odyssey Into Greek Mythology
Came here hoping for a Hermit and the Recluse write up, but well, there's always Status Ain't Hood. See y'all tomorrow!!
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August 21, 2018 on Album Of The Week: Jesus Piece Only Self
Story delivers on headline's promise.
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July 26, 2018 on Here Is Big Boi Training His Owl Hootie To Perch On His Arm
This movie sounds extremely bad.
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June 14, 2018 on Riff Raff Denies Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Weirdly, the Billboard article omits one of the most damning quotes from the Pitchfork story: "'If I told him I didn’t like something, it only made him want to do it more,' Berry wrote in an email. 'I had no idea what was to be expected, and once it started I had no way to end it.'" That's not just innocent rough sex.
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June 8, 2018 on Two Women Detail Abuse Allegations Against Former Brockhampton Member Ameer Vann
will these cassettes be on spotify
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June 7, 2018 on Joanna Newsom’s Catalog Now Available On Cassette
God, this column can double as the tragic history of nearly every one-hit-wonder. It's great but, boy, can it unexpectedly wreck my day.
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June 7, 2018 on The Number Ones: The Singing Nun’s “Dominique”
Does anyone know if Ski Mask The Slump God is still associated with him? I liked his last album but I don't really want to support anybody who associates with XXXtentacion.
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June 6, 2018 on XXXTentacion Discusses His History Of Violence & Why He’s Against Feminism In New Interview
The actual New Times article is so depressing. His victim has endured such near-unimaginable abuse, just to come out it facing ceaseless harassment from his legion of fans. Christ, the last lines are so brutal. His popularity is actively continuing to ruin his victim's life.
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June 6, 2018 on XXXTentacion Discusses His History Of Violence & Why He’s Against Feminism In New Interview
Hmmm, the sequel's just never as good as the original.
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June 4, 2018 on The Number Ones: Jimmy Gilmer And The Fireballs’ “Sugar Shack”
Look, I don't agree with this comment, but I had to upvote, because how often does someone get told "fuck you" because of the song "Sugar Shack"?
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June 4, 2018 on The Number Ones: Jimmy Gilmer And The Fireballs’ “Sugar Shack”
Before hearing this Sorry song: Chromatics were robbed After hearing this song: well I still feel like Chromatics were a little bit robbed but whatever, everyone gets robbed sometimes. It's chill.
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May 18, 2018 on The 5 Best Songs Of The Week
Good to know poopslap's out here deciding the right and wrong way to discuss sexual misconduct. Thank you for your service poopslap.
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May 15, 2018 on BROCKHAMPTON’s Ameer Vann Denies Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct
TIRED: Tool's new album will feature only 10-minute-plus songs. WIRED: Tool's new album will feature only 10 minute-plus songs.
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May 14, 2018 on Tool’s New Album Will Apparently Feature Only 10-Minute-Plus Songs
I think Grimes should date whoever she wants to date! Here's hoping she's having a good time and living the life she wants to live! That said, there's never a bad time to bring up that Elon Musk is a gross union-buster who thinks sharing public transit with poors is icky and possesses a nauseating personal fortune! XOXO have a great weekend everyone
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May 11, 2018 on The Week Grimes And Elon Musk Broke The Internet: A Deep Dive
XXXTentacion's rep is right. Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin should not be on RapCaviar.
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May 10, 2018 on XXXTentacion’s “SAD!” Also Removed From Spotify Playlists Under New Policy
Good, I can finally replace the crappy BDSM earbuds that came with my phone.
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May 9, 2018 on Arca Designs $6450 BDSM Headphones
"Death stalks you at every turn! Ah, there it is, deaaaath!" - Sun Kill Moon, Benji (2014)
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May 8, 2018 on Album Of The Week: Illuminati Hotties Kiss Yr Frenemies
I see your Never Hungover Again and raise you its predecessor, the 13 minute long Of All Things I Will Soon Grow Tired. (Never Hungover Again is totally a better album, though.)
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April 17, 2018 on Album Of The Week: Krimewatch Krimewatch
Tom was planning on writing this week's Status Ain't Hood on the upcoming Ben Howard album, but then Invasion of Privacy was announced and, well, here we are.
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April 11, 2018 on Please Welcome Our New Overlord Cardi B
Friend of Dollar Bill Strawberry.
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April 11, 2018 on Arthur Buck – “I Am The Moment”
You know, when I first heard the Cardi B album, I said to myself "This is truly the Wondrous Bughouse of rap albums" and lo and behold, Pitchfork agrees.
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April 10, 2018 on Album Of The Week: War On Women Capture The Flag
wait crap I Can't Wait Not Tohearthis
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March 1, 2018 on Future – “I.C.W.N.T”
I Can't Wait Not To Hearthis
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March 1, 2018 on Future – “I.C.W.N.T”
Idk this is great, Twin Fantasy is great, sounds like the real winner of this the listener :D : D :D :D :D
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February 16, 2018 on Stream American Pleasure Club A Whole Fucking Lifetime Of This And Read Their Essay About Ditching The Name Teen Suicide
"disco, canonically one of the least cool genres of music" Oh I didn't know DJ_Windows_98 wrote for this site now. Congratulations DJ!
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February 9, 2018 on The 5 Best Songs Of The Week
*checks to see if the album title has any reference whatsover to going in* Smh.
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February 7, 2018 on Rich Homie Quan – “Changed” Video Make some noise if this is the only thing you know about Paul Anka
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February 6, 2018 on The Number Ones: Paul Anka’s “Lonely Boy”
This is a really good song!
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January 30, 2018 on Alice Bag – “Turn It Up”