"Use your brain before you talk. Better yet, go unplug the Ethernet cable from the back of your computer and then go think long and hard about how stupid you are to believe such a idiot story"
Such a dope concluding statement.
Maybe he took all of the packets from the table and just left one. or maybe who cares because the show is over and far more unrealistic things happened in that episode alone (the gun) , not to mention the series as a whole and it was GREAT
You're like Donald Trump on Letterman
"It's an easy question, yes or no?"
"it's not easy because I'm thoughtful"
Seriously, don't cop out of your ignorant statements regarding incarceration patterns because the venue is informal. If you can take the time to read the article then you can take the time to respond thoughtfully.
"YOU’RE IN THE SAME HOUSE, WALT JR., JUST WALK TO WHERE YOUR FATHER IS. Except don’t, because of the way he looks!"
*initial reading*: JESUS Kelly, that's a bit of a low blow
*upon further consideration*: ahhhh, right. You meant how Walt looks, what with his face and all.
Unfortunately they tagged him as writing for Stereogum, unless that's some sort of joke, too? A joke within an article about men who tell jokes? Is that how jokes work? I guess it's becoming pretty clear why I didn't make that list (not to mention that I'm fugly :( ).
I feel like we're overlooking an important element here, namely that the dome doesn't react to mole skins. If everyone just wrapped themselves in mole skins, they could go crashing about in that dome all day, maybe make a fun new sport out of it.
I have neither read the book nor seen the movie, but I'm surprised by the lack of La-Z-Boys in the trailer, so I imagine I'd bring one in (can you do that?) and sit in it all day, saying things like "no, you can't sit in my La-Z-Boy", all while thinking that I should have really set the bowl of chips closer to me.
In GOB's 'Entourage' intro, when Rod Howard says something about how a specific LA location is a "playground at night for the young, wealthy and successful", the camera pans by a sign that we later learn is Jeremy Piven's club, 'And'...."playground at night for the young, wealthy and successful *And Jeremy Piven*"
That was so damn funny.
Ok, that's a fair distinction. I guess what I'm leaning towards is more of a 'it was without his consent but not against his will' scenario. He didn't agree to it, but he sure didn't try to stop her, either, and so we should be careful not to equate this with..well, not to use a term as useless as 'real' sexual assault, but sexual assault that has real victims, real violence and real submission, not just a rapper who was surprised when a stranger undid his fly.
Hahaha, ummmm good point? You didn't reverse the sexes. You reversed the sexes, and then changed entire quotes and scenarios to fit your point. He didn't grab her shoulders; he palmed the back of her head. He wasn't on a sidewalk, or whatever other 'rape' scenario you're going for here; he was on stage. And you don't address any of my other points. HAD you simply reversed the sexes, my argument still stands. Did you hit 'reply' too early? Is there a joke here I'm missing? Or did you really think that was a legitimate response, that actual discourse proceeds in such a manner?
I don't mean to assume how a person should react to being sexually assaulted, but responding to Lamar's tweet with an apparent boast about never "missing a bar", not to mention the picture of Brown appearing to palm the back of the woman's head, and finally the idea of allowing a women to unzip your pants and pull out your dick without you having a chance to, if indeed you didn't want to do this, back away from her (I know she mentions that he tried to, but that's bullshit. Unless the stage was a foot deep, he could have backed away plenty far enough to escape this woman's advances. She mentions rappers not wanting to appear anything less than a pussy craving sex fiend in front of peers, but come on, when has Brown ever cared about appearances?)...I know, I guess what I'm saying is that this wasn't sexual assault. It was a rapper getting a blowjob on stage, and happy to do so.
Meah. They record the track with live instrumentation (Nile Rodgers!) just to use the same 10 second loop for the ENTIRE song (save for a few small portions)? Pharrell gives a pretty uninspired vocal performance, and no doubt left the studio with his brow permanently furrowed from many hours of deliberation over what words to rhyme with "far" and "sun" in the chorus ("Car! No, no...Czar! No.."--Pharrell), and then to close it off, Daft Punk interjects with exactly what you'd assume they would, the same garbage Pharrell spewed out of his food hole, but in the voice of Robots BECAUSE THEY'RE ADULTS (that last dig was unnecessary, I admit). This song has a good groove, sure, but one that wears thin after a few listens. I hope the rest of it is better.
" If anything, this proposal of them as being anti-woman shows just how little Taylor Swift actually understands about, well, everything, but also women and the world of women and the women in that world of women."--A Man.
Aquemini is my #1, and Andre's final verse might be my favourite ever by him. But ya, this list blows. Out of left field maybe, but I would also throw 'humble mumble' on here as well.
"You gummers and p4k crowd"
You are on Stereogum. You're a gummer.
"(I wonder what Humphrey Bogart would say about his talent)"
Sweet name drop, dude! No, really! Why didn't anyone else think to compare one of the most acclaimed actors ever to a man who essentially acts as a hobby? It almost makes too much sense as an argument, really.
"blind masses"
just...hahahahahahahaha
The only way I could take this guy less seriously would be if his last name was spelled 'seagull' because then I would think of birds pooping on people's heads at the beach after eating their potato chips. Lol.
Bad Guy: "I'm going to shoot some bullets from my gun through your kimono made of thin, oriental fabrics."
Segal: "KimoNO YOU WON'T because it's bulletproof." *fistfight ensues*
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