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You know a show is bad when even the title gets bored and distracted halfway through.
I missed this one completely when it first was posted. Thanks for letting me ketchup. http://socoolsochicsomode.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/applause.gif
"I started looking around the room to find an adult...to come and stop them. Then I realized I WAS THE ADULT! It was a nightmare." Fuck, guys. If there were ever a more apt grouping of words that describes how I feel about life. Since I started commenting on here (which I think was something about Lady Gaga's meat dress. HA! Where we ever so young) I got engaged, married and had a kid. Not bragging, (kind of), but I bring this up to make a point. What I've always appreciated about Videogum is it gave me an outlet to make pun and gif jokes and meet some fucking funny people both virtually and IRL while life has been forcing me, kicking and screaming, to grow up. Seriously, finding a community like this by happenstance and online is extremely rare. Though my commenting has been rarer lately, VGum will always hold a place in my (elderly) heart. (Sidenote: Kelly, when am I getting that Always Sunny DVD prize pack I won in 2011?)
I have a feeling "What's going on with the missing arm of Lindsay's glasses?" will join the ranks of unanswered Videogum mysteries, such as "What happened to Intern Lauren?" and "Who is Steve Winwood?"
When I die, I'll whisper "Long Cat Thread" and hope that a reporter takes an exhaustive look at my life to determine what that means.
I've never used the Tom Haverford face gif more accurately since.
My favorite Videogum post was the one where Kelly posted that Videogum was going away and then the very next post was Kelly posting a big April Fool's with some copy about how the best April Fool's jokes happen on any day but April 1 and we all had a good laugh. Right, Kelly? Right? RIGHT?? RIGHT?!?
http://www.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/twmoat_black_dahlia/suicide.gif
Guys, you shoot down the Red Baron and see how long you can hold back your emotions. War is hell.
Do I really want to go up Blood Mountain? Oh, positive.
I say! Vinbook, instead of Facebook! Ha HA! How delightfully droll.
The Price is Right is on at Ocean's 11.
Saturday Night Fever. *drops mic*
Dirty mouth? http://i.imgur.com/mZNa9bq.jpg
Why do I have the suspicion that Michael routinely gave that speech every time he met a young actor just to cover his ass?
He got confused because he heard there were ramps in the produce aisle.
The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron.
Chiller's Crossing
Shiver Linings Cosplaybook
Wait. False alarm. Just needed to fix the settings on my laptop display.
I like to think there's an on-set advisor that just feeding Shia a whole bunch of bologna on what it was like to be a WWII soldier, just for giggles and grins: "Yeah, every US soldier in WWII pulled a tooth out of his head for luck. They also didn't shower for weeks on end to evade the Fuhrer's regiment of soldier sniffing dachshunds. They also ate a pine cone everyday for vitamins and wore loaves of bread on their feet because shoe leather was used to make bomb casings. The bread shoes were called victory boots. Christ, you're really writing all of this down, Shia."
I'm not even sure what this is, I just wanted to document it so I could work on it later.
-- A guy who doesn't understand homophones.
"Is he in Japan?" -- A guy who doesn't understand homographs*
I can't tell what full of more crap: my diaper or her opinion that autism is caused by vaccines. *Sniff.* OK, my diaper is full of more actual crap, but still her views on autism are fucking insane.
If gotta ask, man, then you weren't there. *winks* *closes robe*
I've heard it both ways.
Wait. So that's it? We're done for the year? The year where Gabe left? The year we invented Silver Linings Cosplaybook? The year my job got busier and I started commenting less? Geez. Seems kind of anti-climatic. http://i.imgur.com/wb3kQ4d.gif
Great job, Kelly. http://i.imgur.com/Vb4g4.gif
On the last Day of Xmas, I streamed on Netflix: Twelve Monkeys Oceans 11 The Ten Commandments Nine and 1/2 Weeks Eight-Legged Freaks Se7en The Sixth Sense Five Easy Pieces Four Weddings and a Funeral The Three Amigos 2 Fast 2 Furious and The Tree of Life on DVD.
Big Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Silver Bells Cosplaybook
Remember when the Pennternet didn't exist?
Teen Boy #1: "Guys, check this out. The pages of the magazine now seem to be stuck together with some sort of ectoplasm." Teen Boy #2: "Ummm... oh.. wh...wow! Yeah. Yes! Must've been a ghost. Heh. Heh heh."