I always used to hate Tim Allen's trademark WACKY POSTER FACE.
But seeing him look so bored and relaxed in what is clearly a wacky fucking situation, I dunno...
I just kinda miss it.
if any of you reading are in a coffee shop right now, carrie might be upstairs.
you are cute and wearing glasses.
it's time for a vgum hookup.
don't be called wilbur.
come to http://www.videogum.com/chat and see if it's you!
I tried to email my good friend Kristen Stewart about your sweaty palms, but she was all "Restraining order" and "Stop sending me burnt hair".
Klassic Kristen.
Sorry, my favourite part is still the fact that Michael Jackson's primary message from beyond the grave was "Say hi to Quincy Jones for me! Say hi to Quincy" just before the psychic started crying.
It has a good message buried 100,000 leagues beneath the terrible hip hop, monstrous ego and lines like "she has the touch of a child" and "you make me say AAAAAHOOOOOH!"
I think.
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