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I'm too distracted by the fact that it looks like she got a boob job after choosing her outfit for the day.
We are witness to a very rare (but nonchalant) condition called pistlin'.
I sure used the words "also" and "else" a lot in that scathing review of an internet comment. Back to bed!
Once someone else has liked Coldplay, no one else can, obviously. Nice try being Colplay's number 2 fan, Kelly. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! I checked Billboard, and Coldplay has only sold one record (the other ones don't count, they're just rehashed versions of the original record sale). Also, as I have also discovered, once you show everyone your penis unexpectedly, you will always be mentioned, forever.
I'm more of a David Foster Walleye kind of guy
With apologies to women, Mexicans, the 99 percent, a large chunk of the other 1 percent, democrats, lots of republicans, intellectuals, reasonable people, parents, respectable pizza barons, Obama, the other candidates, and the rest of the world, can we just let this guy be President to see what would happen? It would be like four years of gym class with a substitute teacher. Maybe it would be awesome and hilarious. My opinion is probably colored by the fact that I'm not American, but I hang out there a lot. Anyways, think about voting for him, you guys! How bad could it go? If it goes really bad, maybe Canada will give you refugee status. It's worth a shot.
dane's genuinely itchy asshole
"This jacket is so nice, it will be the only thing they talk about on the blogs next week. No one will even care to debate my intentions as a film maker, because of their raging boners for this hot, hot jacket. And if anyone tries to steer the discussion away from the jacket, they'd better not include any typos, lest they be sleepily mocked by the administrator" - Nicolas Winding Refn
don't you have better things too do?
First off, I really liked this movie. But it was straight-faced satire, right? It was s'posed to be exciting, but also funny, right? wasn't it done with a big Refn wink to the audience (who, at the screening i was at laughed hysterically throughout and then standing-applauded as if Gosling was going to come out and french-kiss us all)? Like the scene where she says her husband is in jail? Too ham fisted too be an accident, right? The goal was to ride the line approaching over-the-top, no? Am I out to lunch here? and why am I so needy? Sorry.