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Hey, Little Caesar personal pan pizzas are money.
Don't worry Gabe, I'm *pretty sure* that's just footage from Bolivia's NUMBER 1 MONSTER NEWS TEAM!!!!!!!!
I would looooooooooooooooove to eat at Jon and Kate's Bad Decision Buffet Style Famly Pizza! Let's all go have lunch!
Freeze every clip of Bill Maher on forever and he's going to look super creepy.
That's really bad news bears! The Lindsey news, not the okay video. The okay video was okay.
Waitress, oh waitress; I'd like mine extra yikes.
One of those guys looks like he has a plan (around second 14).
Not only is he black but he's a little black boy.
You just want to be the biggest monster the next monster ball. For shame.
I love mst3k but I feel that this rifftrack(did I use that correctly?) is unnecessary.
"Nooooooooooooooooooorm! You came on my face."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just got an "unvalid parameters" message.
YES! all the points.
How can I have a bad day when this video exists? Impossible!
All monster sized sadness aside that's a really creepy gesture. A white rose on your headstone every year on your birthday creepy.
i'm only using dracula search from now on. wow.
White people humps Ottomans like thiiiiiiiiiiiis.
Do you think that he kept a few for his house? He totally kept a few for his house.
no matter how low your score gets, i could not agree with you more.
I was in a horrible, self hatred fueled mood today but this post really put things into perspective.
I hate that I know people who are shocked that I don't like Entourage.
chocolate pecan pie with pudding. and all the sticks of butter.
I agree, I constantly find myself trying to make my already ridiculous accent even more over the top.
E-40 will rap on aaaaaaaaaanythiiiiiing. Sad. Seriously though, being a fifty-seven year old substitute teacher, I've had the unique horrible experience of hearing a lot of brokencyde and this song is not as face shootingly terrible as some of the other songs that I've heard. It's still really really really bad though.
The fact that her kids call Jay Z "Uncle Jay Z" is the worst. I threw up my champagne and hor' dourves when she said that shit.
I'm listening to this mixtape right now and it's just okay, if there wouldn't have been such a stink raised over this whole thing I probably wouldn't feel as let down. Downtown ruined my night (Downtown did not ruin my night).
I live in Fort Worth but I'll definitely be driving down to Austin to see if After Last Season is even close to Teen Witch.
I went on an extensive search of wikipedia to find out why they get to hang out in the daylight and from what I've gathered it's just because Stephanie Meyer willed it to be. WEAK!
I wish that I knew teenagers that are freaking out about New Moon (I do not wish that I knew teenagers), I can count five adult friends, people with degrees, that are giddy like school children over this trailer. I was yelled at this morning when I asked why all the vampires were hanging out in the sun. Yelled at.
True that. They're just as handsome (more so?) than Andy.
I missed the Austin screening last weekend so I went on a scotch and vodka bender instead.