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What's a big mac to a whopper? What's whopper to a meat bowl? What's a bowl to vegan who don't eat anything?
is that a Lady Black Mambazo sample?
This stuff is great. Am I the only one with their arms crossed, looking hard and nodding at the computer screen?
I want the Bad Brains Vans and I am a fan of WSTGM is the phrase that pays.
Email me if you want to buy Elliot Smith's beanie baby collection.
But with more moon dancing. http://25.media.tumblr.com/148ada288a7ada7991f3f7680d0798ea/tumblr_mk4dahcEQu1s5sl3yo1_r1_250.gif
I know it's all fantasy but I would love to hear an album chronicling his rise from officer Raws to supposed kingpin, like a rap Breaking Bad.
You donwvote my mom, knowing that she's my mom, and you're no better than Matt Adams.
She is?! Now I feel bad for downvoting her, she's as old as my mom. We can't be downvoting our moms, you guys.
I think that's because it was more of a fluid term to categorize (and later sell) some bands that had a hard time being labeled in the age of genre-specific radio ? Kind of like alternative and indie. Anyways, I don't know, the only thing I know is that the last great bad to successfully pull off grunge is this one: http://kroq.cbslocal.com/2014/02/28/311-add-ska-to-grunge-crunch-on-new-track-showdown/
OR you could spend those eight hours listening to Billy Corgan jam with an audiobook.
Damn you, Bookface!!!! You're my Jesse Eisenberg.
The casting of Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor makes a lot more sense now.
Gabe?! I thought that was Eric Bana.
I reread this the other day and the police/Famke conversation was is and will 4eva be great.
Shit yourself, Facetaco!! SHIT YOURSELF!! http://www.videogum.com/545191/80-teddy-ruxpin-dolls-speaking-the-internets-personal-business/webjunk/ I'm going to miss saying facetaco.
I would pay good money to see this video on a big screen with a live reading of Gabe's introduction.
I don't know, she must have had to outwit, outplay, outlast a few people to get that apartment.
Did you quit because you realized you can't work behind a desk if there's no Videogum?
This really is bittersweet. I was going to post the lyrics to One More Time by Daft Punk but I was going to change the lyrics to One More Sand, because I was raised by a pack of wild Al Yankovics, but then I chose to share this story instead. When Y2K was looming, my brother turned into a doomsday prepper, he would "prepare" for the upcoming apocalypse by making makeshift hiding spots and hoarding canned food and bottled water. You'd think this would have freaked us out but he would just be so happy about it. He even had a doomsday CD mix that featured Daft Punk's One More Time, 1999, REM and, most hilariously, J-Lo's Waiting for Tonight. He was kind of a slacker and I'd never seen him put so much energy into something with so much gusto. Anyways, that's what One More Time reminds me of. I don't know if it's appropriate to this post but I'm just glad to be watching More Sand one more time with my favorite internet people.
Remember when Kelly made a music video to promote her book about meeting European men?
Remember when Kelly had two parties to attend and, luckily, they were right next to each other but she had to switch clothes between venues and pretend like she was at both at the same time?
Not every show can be Mexico: One Plate at a Time, facateco.
One of my favorite all time comments came on a Downton thread. I believe it was Patrick M who said: "I don’t understand British honorifics, but I’m 100% sure this whole series is a three-year-long set-up to a “Master Bates” joke." And that's just a very elegant and beautiful way to make a jerking off joke, which in itself is one of the reasons VG is so great. http://www.videogum.com/478421/downton-abbey-irl/tv/
Gabey did you hear about Topher? Tell me are you watching bad movies? Gabey are you gooping on Marie Antoinette? Hey Gabey, are we losing touch? And do you believe they put a lock on the blog? Lock on the blog Do you believe there's nothing up Spin's sleeve And nothing is cool
The technology is already here. http://i.imgur.com/KWZm3ho.jpg What a time to be alive!* *or dead, I guess
We're putting that on your tombstone, BTW.
Follow up question: are you going to give the one you like best a rose?
With the same guy or different dudes?
Webster's defines the phrase fake and gay as "not real and attracted to a member of the same sex" but I propose that this, this is fake and gay.
Maybe if hunters saw this they'd realize just how much they have in common.
Go ahead, I got a feeling I'm going to get more views after lunch.
I spent 30 minutes talking to my Ukrainian coworker about this, does this mean I have to watch the video twice or Google a different deer fart video?
I was about to hit play but I couldn't get past the thumbnail. I'll save this for when I can't get fired for watching it.
You should feel good, those are honest, demanding jobs.
Ahhw, son, you just got sub-commented!