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"I’m not a professional journalist, so I can’t verify whether or not any ice-cold vodka was involved" I'm pretty sure, however, as an experienced blogger you certainly can tell when ice-cold vodka was involved. Just as I imagine you.
0 | 5/13/10 6:23 PM
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Yeah, but the hair!
+3 | 5/13/10 6:15 PM
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I am not disappoint!
+18 | 5/13/10 6:09 PM
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Once I met Patrick Stewart outside of a play, and some obvious young teenage Star Trek geek tried to take his picture, and Patrick Stewart basically tore the kid a new asshole for trying to take his picture during Patrick Stewart's "off hours." You could literally see the inner crushing of all the hopes and dreams of meeting his idol on this kid's face. I don't know what this has to do with anything, except that in my head, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are basically the same person. I would like to make this comment more relevant to the topic at hand, but I cannot make it so.
+26 | 5/13/10 6:06 PM
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Since this is the first Videogum post I have read today, I have no idea the context of this, but I am sincerely hoping this refers to an earlier post, and I am all kinds of pissing myself in anticipation.
+18 | 5/13/10 6:02 PM
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Someone gif this please. I have an ex I need to send this to.
+19 | 5/12/10 11:25 AM
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I don't get how that's funny, but that's probably because that's how I moon walk.
+18 | 5/12/10 11:22 AM
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Needs more lasers.
+11 | 5/10/10 3:29 PM
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I think I want an E-Trade account now. And hopefully this will start a precedent where corporations cater to my wants and needs by defaming garbage celebrities for profit.
+1 | 5/10/10 3:06 PM
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I like your glasses, Mr. Sellers.
+1 | 5/7/10 9:17 PM
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I miss everything around here!
+9 | 5/7/10 9:15 PM
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They aren't the only ones! (It's ok, Cooperman, I like to think you're my soulmate.)
+8 | 5/7/10 9:15 PM
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Last night was genius. Except for the Office, which I watch with my Mom, so there you go. But I still like it, because once I love something, it's HARD TO LET GO.
+3 | 5/7/10 2:38 PM
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LEAVE BETTY WHITE ALONE!!!!!!!! *sob*
+4 | 5/7/10 2:35 PM
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I have some pocket lint and a coupon to Arby's. Take my coupon, please.
+5 | 5/6/10 6:20 PM
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I'm disappointed this didn't include any clips of people yelling at animals and/or Big Foot creatures to Get! Go on! Get out of here! Just one letter off. :(
0 | 5/6/10 2:04 PM
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Thank you for the visual example of a shadow, and the bird's eye view camera angles Mr. Literal News Cinematographer.
+19 | 5/6/10 1:51 PM
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"And here we have a group of protesters protesting the Tea Party protesters. Look at their correctly spelled signs! Nerds!"
+2 | 5/6/10 11:10 AM
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The guy's obviously just trying to get the party started. Sorry this reply doesn't have a gif in it.
+17 | 5/6/10 11:06 AM
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You can have Max and I'll take Gabe. On alternating weekends we can swap. Or foursome. Whatever works.
+23 | 5/5/10 8:10 PM
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This happened verbatim.
+4 | 5/5/10 8:07 PM
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I do not get Russell Crowe in the same way I don't get Gerard Butler. I guess my lady parts don't work correctly. Sorry I didn't talk about Topher Grace.
+8 | 5/5/10 8:04 PM
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I kept waiting for the part of this to laugh at, but instead I'm crying. Get well soon, werttrew's mom!
+34 | 5/5/10 4:57 PM
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Right, and it has that creepy Mothering Day name, doesn't it? s'Mothering.
+7 | 5/5/10 4:55 PM
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I dunno, I'm pretty Team CoCo, but I figure if the shoe was on the other foot (I'm pretty sure the shoe would not BE on the other foot, because the other foot is FUNNY and has CLASS, but let's just pretend), I probably would have had a mild chuckle and moved on with my day. I think what sucks about this joke is that it's a big man kicking a guy while he's down, who is down as a direct result of the big man, and who is self-deprecating enough to begin with, so it makes the big man look even more ego-maniacal than he already was. But we all knew Leno was a tool, so basically, my mind has not been further blown. Now if this was Conan making this joke, and the punchline was still "Team CoCo," I probably would have diarrhea in my pants from all the laughing.
+25 | 5/5/10 4:52 PM
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure the kid thinks her dad is already dead. So, it's probably less scarring this way anyways.
+7 | 5/5/10 2:15 PM
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I'm fully expecting Lapidus to return, perhaps in the last episode, and be all "You guys are a bunch of assholes." End series.
+38 | 5/5/10 2:11 PM
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1. Miley is still 16, right? And a country singer? 2. I love Lady GaGa, but let's just let Lady GaGa be Lady GaGa, and not everyone else also. Same with Britney Spears, who this song was obviously written for. 3. That cage is not very good at its job.
+13 | 5/5/10 11:25 AM
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I just hope that we don't all have to witness Betty White die live this weekend.
+9 | 5/5/10 11:20 AM
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Gabe's showing his true colors as an Ageist. That's right, I went there. With a capital letter and everything.
+13 | 5/5/10 11:19 AM
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This song had a crazy case of disco fever. What's the word for when you're confused about what time period you're in?
+1 | 5/4/10 8:03 PM
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Further proof that God likes dick jokes.
0 | 5/3/10 5:23 PM
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I'm only slightly annoyed that he got more upvotes than me for repeating my punchline all Nick Madson-y. I would have whined about this sooner, but I was drunk all weekend.
+1 | 5/3/10 11:31 AM
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What is it about turning Christian that makes people such giant douchebags? Jesus was a cool guy. I'd nail him.
+7 | 4/30/10 7:13 PM
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I'm not saying that the people don't need tranny sex pop, I'm just saying that Lady GaGa pretty much fills that quota.
+1 | 4/30/10 5:02 PM
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I am vindicated! Srsly, tho, if ur gonna drive ur c@r in alobama, u ned 2 b abel 2 reed teh stop lites.
+3 | 4/27/10 10:15 PM
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You know, in 50 years all old people are gonna dance like that. He's just ahead of his time.
+8 | 4/27/10 10:53 AM
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I actually wrote all that in reverse order, but apparently that got posted in the alternate universe.
+1 | 4/26/10 10:45 PM
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Listen, I have a picture of a fat girl in my mirror.
+14 | 4/26/10 3:48 PM
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I will fall on my sword in shame. Are we best friends now?
+12 | 4/26/10 3:14 PM
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