We saw those things. They are not nearly as interesting you might think they are, nor do they at any point make any part of the entire process of being here and navigating this clustershit worthwhile.
Like, David Hasselhoff Party Bus sounds kind of interesting on paper, but we saw it, and it is ultimately just a weird and stupid promotional device for a reality show we don't care about, at all.
Tomorrow there are lots of cool things and this will all perk up. Today was just intense.
Kevin Smith has always modeled his main characters after himself. Remember in Clerks when Dante says, "I'm not supposed to pee here today!" and then he points to the jorts he is wearing and a dark pee stain is spreading?
That scene represents how often Kevin Smith probably pees his jorts.
(Though he probably calls it "time to drain the pool" or something stupid and then thinks that's a joke.)
I will vouch for the fact that Gabe always watches TV in his house at a whisper volume and it's very hard for these old ears to see the road.
That being said, I frequently used to watch The Wire with subtitles and took it as a given I'd watch every episode more than once before I'd catch the nuance of what everybody's talking about. Because even if you know what words they are saying, it is often still hard to know what they are talking about! "They talk like poems." - Max's tombstone
I thought Treme was great. I'd lowered my expectations a bit because I remembered this show wasn't about crimes and also I don't know shit about jazz, so maybe that helped. But so far it is like an optimistic version of the Wire, kinda!
I am annoyed The Situation stole my pickup line. I am kind of known for saying, "excuse me, beautiful ladies, do you love the situation?" and then when they look at me confused I say, "This is the situation right here." Then I take the lid off a silver serving tray to reveal a huge pile of steaming hot dogs in buns. "The situation is that I have all these hot dogs and I can probably only finish four or five at most and I was wondering whether you guys would want to come back to my house and watch a a whole season of a TV show on DVD and try to pound out the rest of these hot dogs."
I love this movie! I think there is lots of good acting in it.
Oh man I am starting quite the debate here! honk snore fart zzz
The next round of TWMOAT should include Swingers.
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