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"This thread is so old that when it was posted the Dead Sea was only sick." - George Burns
Totally papers over the dated Abu Ghraib reference.
Good explanation, but you lost points for not including a Deal With It gif.
Perfect post to start this morning, Kelly.
I assume this is some kind of Benjamin Button deal, because I can't imagine an actual child reacting this way to a song.
"After my brother was murdered, it was time for a change. Instead of wasting my life protecting the accused from government overreach, I now fight the good fight on behalf of those who may have slipped on a grape at the supermarket or suffered whiplash at the hands of a city bus driver."
I hope that by then they've developed the technology to incorporate the video into my tombstone.
Well, that was certainly a dignified comment that I made it into the Ball with this week. I'm glad you guys appreciate classy humor.
I bet she kisses funny. And then stares at you with crazy eyes after. Do you think she'd go out with me?
I heard he's been studying to take the real estate license exam...
Pretty sure this is actually what Kelly submitted to get the Videogum job.
"Beauty is Vanna White" - 8-year-old me (the assignment was to write a poem about beauty)
That was going to be Pepe Le Pew, but now it just stinks.
Dude, that's a skunk! http://cinemak.tripod.com/pepe39.gif
The Beast Mode 1 12 Man Pale Ale 1 Handful Skittles Shake vigorously
"Bag of snakes" is surprisingly far down the list of worst things you might find abandoned on the street in Brooklyn.
In other words, what's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?
"You can't do that on television." - the producers, responding to his ideas for the show
"Just play it cool. If I can't see them, they can't see me." - that dog
This is the day that doesn't end. It just goes on and on, my friend.
To be fair, most of us were taken in by how plausible it is that they'd make that song. Because they are terrible, you see.
"All of the sports that exist make too much sense. Let's see if I can change that." - the inventor of Taser Football
Cool apostrophe, R2.
So just like a bunch of magician's, then?
I liked the part where it was over.
So that's what Mjölnir looks like wrapped in Bifrost.
If I had a tail I could flip up when I farted...let's just say I'd fart a lot, ok?
Ok, everyone involved in these videos needs to be arrested for real. The proposer, the proposee (for saying yes), and the cops. Then we can start a whole new genre of videos of cops arresting people for making fake arrest proposal videos.
Let's maybe hold off on that trip to Yellowknife. http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2007/06/family_of_blood.jpg
Figures that a bunch of Swedes would rather put it together themselves than go with one that was expertly crafted by professionals.
Nobody in that picture has had a hit song in the last 5 years. Unless the guy on the left is in Daft Punk or something.
Child of God seems a lot like First Blood, only if John Rambo were actually the bad guy.
"Excuse me Congressman, but I've just received word that Babe Ruth and Mary Pickford were spotted canoodling in public whilst Douglas Fairbanks is detained on the set of his latest motion picture."