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Turning off Katy Perry will never be futile. Keep at it, kiddo.
Is Kidding Me your gay boyfriend?
Wait, that is what "dubstep" sounds like? Jesus Christ you kids. Get off my lawn.
Roses are red Violets are blue HI BILL MURRAY ARE YOU READING THIS
That's different. Terry Schiavo was white.
He can't make it out of the dorm to get bandaids!!!!!!!! Someone "re-encompensate" this junior Johnnie Cochran now!!!
**WARNING: WEARING BOAT SHOES WITH SOCKS WILL MAKE TO LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE**
But we're still waiting to hear from the OED on the tru definition of "joke." There could very well be a great "joke" in there.
"Canned cheese is whack!" -Whitney Houston
Self Potato, AZ
Kurt Loder didn't introduce you to freestyle walking in the mid 1990s? I have a strangely clear memory of thinking is was stoopid, even as lil bitty baby monster.
Looks like she could use a bluetooth, or any other color toof, right in there. http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2011/06/James-Franco-and-Kesha-2nd-Annual-amfAR-Inspiration-Gala-New-York-Inside-12.jpeg
fat people r funny lol
Can someone do my job (looking at you, Kelly) so I can have more time to comment???
crotchshot coverage, plz
A baby in high heels? That's some Suri Cruise shit.
What kind of over-the-top gross makeup did they use to make George Clooney look like an average dorky dad?
Haha? Ugh. My funny bone is broken.
I know I speak for everyone when I joke that the classic film Great Expectations, starring master thespians Gwyneth Paltrow and Ethan Hawke, actually is the worst in the opposite way. The characters are supposed to age decades, but the actors don't. Of course, you all know exactly what I'm talking about.
I've never thought cats were particularly cute BUT boy do I love cutie Asian babies! Someone make Keyboard AsianBaby happen.
Dude, you should follow the Heaven is for Real route and try to get Pet Seminary funded as a Christian thriller.
I hate when they remake perfectly fine sandwiches with American cheese. Gross.
It's all cute and fun until the adoptive dad makes a Facebook page for the kid and starts writing status updates. "My dad and I played with sticks today. lol."
That would be sasha FIERCE!
In England, they call it foot-lorry-ball.