Comments from YBB NBA

There were words and grammar I recognized, and they were put together in syntax I could parse, and yet...
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September 18, 2020 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
In related news, somebody please drive to Jacksonville and hang LosingMyEdge by the waistband of his underwear from a bridge over the (wonderful smelling) St. John's River.
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September 18, 2020 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Mitch is genuinely scared now. He is despised. I'm sure he's having another layer of razor wire added to the fence around his retirement mansion in McLean.
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September 18, 2020 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I really am doing well adding rococo hostility to my #brand
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September 18, 2020 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Where's Rand Paul's neighbor when you need him
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September 18, 2020 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
She needs to double down on the Albanian nationalism thing just so she can have a running feud with Darko Milicic
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September 18, 2020 on Dua Lipa & James Corden Made A “Don’t Start Now”/”New Rules” Parody About COVID Dating
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/nsr.gif
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September 18, 2020 on Trump Banning TikTok From US App Stores Starting Sunday
No. Even his adult contempo power ballad about an opossum is genius and completely not corny.
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September 18, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
...has John Darnielle ever written anything even a tenth as corny as "Dream On?"
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
https://youtu.be/muAwTA2XCVA
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
Nobody more than 5 miles from New York City Hall gives a flying fuck about him
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
You need to start using blockquote inside those angle brackets, sir
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
I have a terrible adolescent memory associated with that one's title track so it can get fucked
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
I don't know what you're talking about, "Peg" is such a tender and wholesome love song
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
You're clearly not from this planet. Vulcan? Romulan? Oh God, you're not a Changeling, are you?
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
She changed her name to suck up to Trump. The guillotine would be too merciful for her.
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September 17, 2020 on Kanye Was Kicked Off Twitter After Doxxing Forbes Editor
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
https://entertainment.theonion.com/mothership-accidentally-descends-on-hootie-concert-1819564179
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
Any band that makes something as treacly as "Dream On" should be executed on the spot
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
(you're actually right, I'm just being a dick)
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
YOUR ASS-SONG STAYS ON MY MIND! Ass-Song, the new fragrance from Prince Matchabelli.
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
No, this is a good ass song https://youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
Like Tom Breihan, he is an honored alumnus of the Christgau School of Trolling.
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September 17, 2020 on This Is Why Steely Dan Is Trending
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September 17, 2020 on Kanye Was Kicked Off Twitter After Doxxing Forbes Editor
Nah. He probably doesn't eat during manic phases so he doesn't poop.
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September 17, 2020 on Kanye Was Kicked Off Twitter After Doxxing Forbes Editor
That kinda isn't the point with the Cocteaus :)
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September 17, 2020 on Kanye Was Kicked Off Twitter After Doxxing Forbes Editor
You used the word "productive" in the same paragraph as "Kanye"
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September 17, 2020 on Kanye Was Kicked Off Twitter After Doxxing Forbes Editor
Iceblink Luck, especially the little Bo Diddley beat section at the end
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September 17, 2020 on Kanye Was Kicked Off Twitter After Doxxing Forbes Editor
Time for a mysterious unscheduled maintenance outage
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September 17, 2020 on Kanye Was Kicked Off Twitter After Doxxing Forbes Editor
Where is Kanye right now, physically? Is he in Wyoming, or back in Los Angeles? I ask because dude is getting awfully close to 5150 territory.
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September 17, 2020 on Kanye Was Kicked Off Twitter After Doxxing Forbes Editor
If you don't hang out with young people, especially ones who aren't very bright, you might never know.
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September 17, 2020 on McDonald’s Warns Employees That Travis Scott Fans May Order By Blasting “Sicko Mode”
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