Read Kanye West’s Poem About McDonald’s From Frank Ocean’s Magazine

Last night, some dude named Frank Ocean released an under-the-radar little album called Blonde. You should check it out! The Boys Don’t Cry zine that accompanied the release featured an interview with Lil B, a poem by Ocean entitled “Boyfriend,” and “The McDonald’s Man,” a poem by Kanye West about McDonald’s. It’s really something. Read Kanye’s ode to fast food below, in all its greasy glory:

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
The French fries had a plan
the French fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan

McDonalds man
McDonalds
I know them French fries have a plan
I know them French fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the French fries plan
I always knew them French fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
McDonalds, damn
Them French fries look good tho
I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them French fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie