A few days ago, we learned the perplexing news that former child star Macaulay Culkin has a new band called the Pizza Underground, which plays Velvet Underground covers but changes the lyrics so that they’re about pizza. Of course he does! Really, it’s the only thing Macaulay Culkin could do with his life that makes sense. And now there’s a 15-minute video of Culkin and his bandmates dicking around, practicing, and playing their first shows. Obviously, this is something you need in your life, and it’s below.

Let’s all pretend that this concept hatched the moment Kevin tricked the pizza guy into thinking a gangster was shooting at him in the first Home Alone.