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NSFW: A Porno Based On Kanye West And Taylor Swift

I think we can all agree that if there is one idea that is both timely AND appropriate, it is a pornographic movie based on Kanye West and Taylor Swift. If anything, it’s TOO SOON for this GREAT IDEA. From ONTD:

The adult video giant confirms to HollywoodLife.com exclusively that an adult film based on Kanye and Taylor’s ongoing war of words might not be far off. “Vivid is definitely considering the situation between Taylor and Kanye for a movie,” reveals Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment. “Of course, our take would be in parody form and could heat up the relationship between the two.”

Haha. Vivid founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch plays his cards PRETTY CLOSE TO HIS VEST. The movie COULD heat up the relationship between the two. That’s not to say it will. He’s just putting all the options on the table before they make any decisions about whether or not to heat up the relationship between the two. Also, WHAT IS THIS MOVIE? Like, there is a thing that happened between Kanye West and Taylor Swift on stage at an awards show a year ago, but otherwise a movie about their non-existent relationship is just two strangers fucking, right? Make no mistake: some of the best pornos are just two strangers fucking, but that’s sort of my point. What does a parody of Kanye West and Taylor Swift really bring to the table? (FUN FACT: I watch porno while sitting at a table.) Unless I’m reading this all wrong and they’re actually going to hire thousands of extras to fill an elaborately decorated awards show, in which case, fair enough, and please, Vivid Entertainment, continue with your important work. Can’t wait to see whether or not the relationship heats up between those two!