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Get Ready, Nerds: Porn Stars Playing Dungeons And Dragons

Sometimes, things that are made expressly to appeal to nerds should make nerds feel ashamed of themselves. (As if there’s another way that nerds ever feel? DING DONG!) Like, “check out this Pulp Fiction/Star Wars mash-up where John Travolta is Darth Vader.” No. You deserve better, nerds, and you should expect better. The fact that nerds will always eat that junk up is the reason that junk keeps getting made. It’s a vicious cycle. But sometimes things are made to appeal to nerds and you’re just like, yup. Nailed it. For example, this new web series, I Hit It with My Axe. It’s a documentary about a group of porn stars, exotic dancers, pin-up girls, and hairdressers (?) who all play Dungeons and Dragons with each other every week and a half. The series documents their most recent quest to find some jewels or whatever it even is about, who cares. If that is the thing you are most curious about you are missing the point, and you might be too high of a level nerd to even want to watch this. +3 Dork Shield.

After the jump, the first FIVE episodes of a show in which porn stars (etc) play Dungeons and Dragons:

Episode One:

Episode Two:

Episode Three:

Episode Four:

Episode Five:

Tons more episodes here.

This actually seems like the One Nerd Thing to Control All the Nerds. Right? You’re done, nerds. You made it. Throw yourself in Mount Doom. (Thanks for the tip, Chris.)