Rich Homie Quan Makes Speedboat Getaway After Allegedly Punching Security Guard

As esteemed music writer Ernest Baker points out, this scenario is straight out of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. TMZ reports that Rich Homie Quan got into a physical altercation with a security guard after being denied entry to the VIP entrance of Miami Beach club LIV at the Fontainebleau. After being told the club was full and he’d have to wait in line with the general public, Quan allegedly shouted, “I’m Rich Homie Quan and I’m a rich millionaire, bitch. I’m coming through these doors. I’m with Flo Rida!” The guard told TMZ that when playing the Flo Rida card didn’t work, Quan punched him in the face twice, breaking his nose and bloodying his lip, followed by a blow to the back of the head from one of Quan’s friends. Then Quan and company allegedly crossed the street, hopped into a speedboat, and sped away. If true, this incident proves that, indeed, you don’t want no trouble trouble or you can get these fists, knuckle knuckle — and that, despite being the kind of guy who throws childish temper tantrums, Rich Homie Quan is kind of a badass.

UPDATE: NBC6 reports that Quan turned himself in to the police and will face a misdemeanor charge of simple battery.

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