Kanye West Surprise-Releases New Baby, Still No SWISH

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian just surprise-released their new baby boy ahead of his initially announced Christmas release date, which was moved up due to health concerns, E! reports. Kim announced the news on her website, writing, “Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West welcomed the arrival of their son this morning. Mother and son are doing well.” No word yet on a baby name — Kim has said that she doesn’t like South, and although she does like Easton, Kanye isn’t a fan, so that’s probably out. As far as cardinal directions go, that only leaves West West — my personal favorite — but according to Kim, “I don’t think we’ll go with another direction,” because two-year-old North already took all the good ones. In that case, may I suggest SWISH?

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Kanye’s about to be busy with two kids now, which means that the actual SWISH probably isn’t coming anytime soon. But hey, kids are cool and cute and stuff!