Macklemore’s Studio Is Decorated With A Painting Of Nude Justin Bieber Wearing Only A Pancake

So yeah, there’s really no other way to say it: Macklemore both owns and proudly displays an oil painting of a nude, syruped up Justin Bieber with a pancake on his dick, as Vulture reports. This revelation comes courtesy of writer Jonah Weiner, who took a tour of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ Seattle studio for a recent Rolling Stone profile:

On the ground floor is a recording room with a ton of audio gear, a wall of guitars and racks of outlandish garments spouting sequins, fringe and feathers. “Those are Ben [Haggerty, Macklemore’s real name]’s,” Lewis notes. There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner. “Ben spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy,” Lewis says.

“Transfixing” is right. Words can’t really do this work of art justice, so here it is in all its, uh, breakfasty glory:

Justin Bieber

We already knew that Macklemore was a smart shopper, but now we know that he also has an impeccable sense of decor. And don’t worry, you can purchase your very own print of Nude Pancake Justin on Etsy for a very reasonable $10. The artist, Dan Lacey, is also selling pancake portraits of Taylor Swift, Kanye West, David Duchovny, Donald Trump, Gordon Ramsay, and Paula Deen, so hey, if this one isn’t doing it for you, you’ve got options!