Kid Rock Could Be The “Billy Joel At MSG” Of Little Caesars Arena

Little Caesars Arena, Detroit’s new entertainment and sports complex and the future home of the Red Wings and the Pistons, is opening in September. And, as Crain’s Detroit Business reports, it’ll be christened with four shows by hometown “hero,” vocal Trump supporter, and renowned glass dildo collector Kid Rock.

The news was announced during a press conference at the arena today, and Rock’s four concerts from 9/12 to 9/16 could just be the beginning of a long reign of terror at the Little Caesars Arena. He hinted at the possibility of what basically amounts to a dark, twisted version of Billy Joel’s ongoing residency at Madison Square Garden, saying that “We’ve definitely spoke about it. We really haven’t got into the meat and potatoes yet, but it’s definitely interesting.” I’ll say.

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