THE FIRST MOVIE TRAILERS ROUND UP OF 2013! Look, life is what you make of it. And research shows that if you feign excitement over something like a movie trailers round up blog post, you will start to actually FEEL genuine excitement for a movie trailers round up blog post. The jury is still out on that one. We will see. But so AWWW YEAH, heck yeah! YEAH! Movie trailers? I love those! Round ups? No kidding! Let's gooooooooo:
The Place Beyond the Pines
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I'm sure I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this (that is one of my favorite things that people seem to say a lot these days. Who is getting all this hate mail? No one is getting any hate mail. Relax) but I'm starting to get Gosling Fatigue. Oh, he is still a real dreamboat for all of us, but just the incessant Goslingification of the Internet and the celebrity industrial complex. That being said, this movie looks REAL GREAT. A bank robbery movie with a face-tattooed Ryan Gosling from the director of Blue Valentine? Yes please
Trance
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I cannot express how much I hate the movie Slumdog Millionaire, not that that's ever kept me from trying. But one of the reasons I hated it so much was because it aestheticized and thereby anesthethized abject poverty for primarily comfortable, white audiences. So Danny Boyle DOES have a flashy eye. I'm totally to have him put that eye back to art theft heist movies. OK.
Mobius
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What? I'm on board, but what? Hi, Buddy!
The Last Exorcism Part II
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Next trailer, please.
Girls Against Boys
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Every man in the world is a rapist, and every woman is a vengeful sociopath, so what's even the point? We know already! We're living this stuff every day!
Officially Limited
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Documentaries are great, art is neat, pop is life, but I didn't understand a single thing anyone in this trailer said. Not even you, Jensen Karp. It's about silkscreened basement comedy show posters? Nah.
