Jessica Simpson: Whitney Houston was My Idol Jessica Simpson is ready for two things: her first child with her beau Eric Johnson and spring fashion! "Airy peasant tops paired with denim shorts are a spring staple," she tells Us Weekly about what she sees being the hottest look for warmer .
Well, regardless, I still like Christina Applegate a whole lot more than I do Jessica Simpson. To be fair, I like most trolls more than I do Jessica Simpson, but nevertheless…
As always, the comments are the most entertaining part of the post.
And please, please, please, has it been said enough times yet, please drop the My Fair Brady ads. Yuck. I am officially boycotting VH1 until the end of time, not that I would ever be caught dead watching VH1 to begin with.
a. It is wrong to like that song.
b. I didn’t even know Eva Langorea was alive!!!
c. …and you’re all complaining about the Chili Peppers “ripping off” Tom Petty… especially after hearing this song.
d. I thought ProActiv was the “new Cristal”.
Andy Dick is killa, don’t hate. And was that Seacrest as the limo driver? Eva Longoria has never been much more than a tiny flash in the pan anyway. Anyone else think it’s kinda funny that she clearly had to put Ashanti in her video for some “color”? For as stupid as the video is overall, I’ve got to give it to the ladies for doing completely retarded things in the cutaway fanasy sequences.
Were they joking??? Seriously, was that some kind of video joke or metaphor that I’m too stupid to understand? You know about the whole “I wanna be so famous that. . .” or “God, you guys, could we be any more famous?!?!?!?” lines? Because if they weren’t, can you say EGOTISTICAL? And if they weren’t. . .they should make it more obvious, because I wouldn’t be surprised if they DID want to be “more famous than the internet” (so corny). You know? It’s not that farfetched of a thing to imagine from them.
And why the fuck is that ugly old woman from “Anchorman” there? She’s not even famous! Neither is Christina Milian. The only two who are “superstars” in that video are Jessica and Eva (and they both suck ass).
And am I the only one who had to look up the lyrics to know what the hell Jessica was saying? Because all I can understand is “Cuz the party won’t stop!”
Are you guys kidding me??!!! Jessica Simpson is definitely the most gorgeous out of all of those women!!! The song isn’t bad, it just kind of got overplayed!!! Overall Jessica is the BEST….everyone just needs to leave her alone!!!
Is it wrong to like that song? I’m sorry. Eva Longoria is the hottest of the bunch and Andy Dick is awesome, leave him alone.
It is wrong.
Awww…Christina Applegate? That’s nice that Jessica Simpson is hanging out with her grandmother.
yea whats up with that? how does christina applegate fit in the bunch? is she “young and hip” like the rest of them?
Well, regardless, I still like Christina Applegate a whole lot more than I do Jessica Simpson. To be fair, I like most trolls more than I do Jessica Simpson, but nevertheless…
i’m excited to get my customized song by her for just 1.99!!!!
I wish I was dead right now. Please give me those three minutes back. Please.
Wow, you’re right to even mention the “Holiday” song. Madonna should be giving her a call about some financial payback. Utter rip.
andy dick playing “straight”. god bless that man and his craft!
Was the Holiday thing intentional?
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i want to be so famous i can burn jessica simpson alive and not face repercussions!
That video sucks as bad as the song, it seemed to go on for hours. Jessica sounds like crap there and the lyrics are just stupid.
I have a fucking headache now. I would like to stomp on Jessica and Asslee, or Assica Simpson’s fugly heads.
? Um, who…? – Next…
? Um, like, YES!
? Do you think she eats at all!?
? Gee, let’s all hope so…
? For the next 10 minutes perhaps…
Wow, eighties roller disco. How creative.
“I wanna be so famous I have to have my babies in AFRICA!”
As always, the comments are the most entertaining part of the post.
And please, please, please, has it been said enough times yet, please drop the My Fair Brady ads. Yuck. I am officially boycotting VH1 until the end of time, not that I would ever be caught dead watching VH1 to begin with.
I think this video is awsome, and jessica looks fantastic. Love, love this song, and Jessica is gorgeous. Eat your heart out Nick!
a. It is wrong to like that song.
b. I didn’t even know Eva Langorea was alive!!!
c. …and you’re all complaining about the Chili Peppers “ripping off” Tom Petty… especially after hearing this song.
d. I thought ProActiv was the “new Cristal”.
“I want to be the most obnoxious and condescending person in the world” is what they’re all thinking. Too bad they weren’t acting.
But hey cmon, Christina Applegate still isn’t bad – she will always be that sweet little girl in Married with Children.
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That video was a unique example of the suckiness of the whole being even more sucky than the sum of the sucky parts.
I think I suck a little more for having watched it.
Over It Guy is right, ProActiv is new Kristal.
so if andy dick is still alive, he should be contributing more links to this story soon:
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Andy Dick is killa, don’t hate. And was that Seacrest as the limo driver? Eva Longoria has never been much more than a tiny flash in the pan anyway. Anyone else think it’s kinda funny that she clearly had to put Ashanti in her video for some “color”? For as stupid as the video is overall, I’ve got to give it to the ladies for doing completely retarded things in the cutaway fanasy sequences.
Pretty sure thats Christina Milan not Ashanti.
my speakers are busted, but just watching that video made me want to cry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B7GUjlY-5Q
Olivia Newton John > Jessica Simphole
hahahaha
Who’s the cute guy she leaves with? The one in the white shirt…
The guy in the white shirt is Asslee.
Something’s wrong with Madonna’s voice. She sounds like a functionally-retarded bimbo redneck.
Were they joking??? Seriously, was that some kind of video joke or metaphor that I’m too stupid to understand? You know about the whole “I wanna be so famous that. . .” or “God, you guys, could we be any more famous?!?!?!?” lines? Because if they weren’t, can you say EGOTISTICAL? And if they weren’t. . .they should make it more obvious, because I wouldn’t be surprised if they DID want to be “more famous than the internet” (so corny). You know? It’s not that farfetched of a thing to imagine from them.
And why the fuck is that ugly old woman from “Anchorman” there? She’s not even famous! Neither is Christina Milian. The only two who are “superstars” in that video are Jessica and Eva (and they both suck ass).
And am I the only one who had to look up the lyrics to know what the hell Jessica was saying? Because all I can understand is “Cuz the party won’t stop!”
Natasha, you would recognize that line. anyway Christina Applegate is very famous you idiot.
I want christina milans email address
What does he say the driver at the end?
will sum1 plzzz tel us who the fit man is!!!???? omggg we really need 2 noo! hes soooo sexyyy x
i love the vid an Jess looks great, who eva slagin her off, its coz ur jealous!!! bring it on Jessica, u rock x x
its a friggen film clip they can do what the hell they want.
get the hell over it u pathetic people
Are you guys kidding me??!!! Jessica Simpson is definitely the most gorgeous out of all of those women!!! The song isn’t bad, it just kind of got overplayed!!! Overall Jessica is the BEST….everyone just needs to leave her alone!!!
how is the name of the cute guy in the video ?? can u help please!!????