"If you're not invited, you're a nobody."
- PoweR Girl/professional ass-kisser Lizzie Grubman on P. Diddy's White Party
"Unless you're in Paul from Interpol's living room and he's like, 'Can I go to bed now?' you haven't made it."
- Anonymous "downtown insider" on secret afterparties
"I know what it's like to be a celebrity and to be harassed. I'm so glad to be in a private area."
- American Idol dropout Mario Vasquez, before being escorted out of Marquee for harrassing Ashlee and Jessica Simpson
