Hey, quick question, where were you on the morning of February 25th? It's definitely no big deal and you're not in trouble or anything, but-- wait, what's that? "Not in East Yorkshire," you said? Hah. Uh, well, let me first make it clear that I'm not in the business of calling people liars. I like to trust people, I just find that outlook much easier, life it too short to be so suspicious, but the fact that you said that you weren't in East Yorkshire, the exact location I had in mind before I even said it, rather than the place where you "were" -- you understand how that seems a little odd, right? Well, let me as you this: Do you currently own a batman costume? Yes? No, sure, lots of people have Batman costumes from past Halloweens. I don't think it's an unfair question, though. You seem a bit hostile! Aren't you friends with this criminal, though? Did you bring him into the police station dressed as Batman for some reason? ARE YOU THE EAST YORKSHIRE BATMAN?
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"SHOW YOURSELF." - Christian Bale Batman voice. (Via i09.)
