"What kind of a name is 'Tom Hanks'? Right? It's like the first name's fine, but then the second name is the plural of a first name? PUH-LEEEEZE!" Hahahaaaa. JK! He doesn't say that. Watch his set here, which he performed while preparing for the movie Punchline.
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Tom Hanks Performing Stand-Up In 1987
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