We live in a post-Doug Hutchinson world, where it seems as though all you have to be to qualify to have your own television show is a mentally unstable horrible nightmare. Child molesters (or NON-child molesters) certainly fit under that category, so. From ONTD:
The Bengals cheerleader scandalized the nation by admitting to having an affair with 17-year-old high school student Cody York (who is now her boyfriend) - and now Sarah Jones is going to get her own reality TV show.
It is said 495 Productions, the creators of Jersey Shore, courted the 27-year-old, who finally admitted in a Kentucky court earlier this month that she had sex with the 17-year-old boy after months of vehemently denying any wrongdoing.
In exchange for her plea deal Jones was sentenced to five years of diversion -- a form of probation -- but won’t have to register as a sex offender.
The show would reportedly follow the former teacher and her young boyfriend, Cody York, who recently told NBC's "Dateline" that he's not sorry he started an affair with his then-teacher. "Yeah, [the affair] was worth it," he tells "Dateline" tonight when the two sit down to tell their sides of the story. "I never in a million years thought [the arrest and trial] would ever happen."
"I never in a million years thought this totally fucked up, gross, illegal thing would ever blah blah blah this world is a vampire, Billy Corgan is a genius, put everything on TV, perhaps our current idea of Hell is actually what life on Earth is, get another cup of coffee, read more about Hurricane Sandy, give up, throw your TV out the window, read a book, hug a loved one." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
