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Stereogum’s Britney Spears Fan Club Membership Is About To Expire

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From: bscs@musictoday.com
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:02 AM
To: stereogum
Subject: Your Britney Spears Fan Club Membership is about to Expire

A Friendly Reminder from the Britney Spears Fan Club

Your Britney Spears Fan Club membership will expire on 9/30/2005.You will no longer have access to the Web site after the 30 day grace period that ends 10/30/2005.

To renew please click on this link.

Thank you,
The Britney Spears Fan Club Team

Wow, I totally forgot I joined the Britney Spears fanclub. Perhaps it's because I received JACK SHIT for my $25 membership fee. You'll remember: Britney started writing fanclub-only "letters of truth," which I planned to share with you, and then she went and made them public anyway! I don't feel special at all. I never got a birthday card, just one lousy Christmas greeting. If I don't get a "It's A Boy, Y'all!" card by the end of September, I'm totally asking for my money back.

Here are the Federlines getting lunch last Saturday. Kevin's been very busy recording his debut album. He promises it will have "that Chris Walla sound."

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