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Uhhhh, look, I mean, I don't...what do you really want...I could explain that--I could explain that Artist Makode Al Linde created this "piece" in the Swedish museum of art as some kind of...can you PLEASE turn the sound down on this...as some sort of political statement against the continued practice of female genital mutilation in Africa but...oh God...oh GOD THIS CAAAAAKE! Does that help? Does my explanation help? The best part is probably all the white people in the room nervously laughing and slopping their plastic cups of wine all over the place. SO GAUCHE. Honest to blog, put all the art and politics away, because they're not going to help me tonight when I nightmare about this cake KILLING ME. (Via Animal.)
